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Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years).
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941 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Aug 26 2016, 23:56
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
942 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Fri Aug 26 2016, 23:58
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
It all sounded so simple on the page.......
I am no longer laughing at "Ian from Bolton" who went off first.
Can you see how I gave up on the chocolate forking?
I am no longer laughing at "Ian from Bolton" who went off first.
Can you see how I gave up on the chocolate forking?
943 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:00
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I like the look of those. I much prefer the fucked up mess of a finished product when it is homemade rather than the perfect specimens that come out of a packet. Yes, I did just refer to your jaffa cakes as a fucked up mess but there was a solid compliment in there if you look hard enough.
944 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:02
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
I think the chocolate could make or break them. If you used Cadbury chocolate then that's a winner. If you used cheap shit cooking chocolate then they probably taste shite.
945 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:03
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Important question. Did they taste OK?
946 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:08
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
No.
My jelly didn't set so I used a jar of marmalade from the back of the cupboard that had "stuff" on the top instead.
Mrs B asked me if they were supposed to taste "fizzy" and I of course said yes because I thought that was a good thing.
She later expanded on this and said "fizzy like soap suds."
No longer think that's a good thing.
Tesco Value chocolate by the way, 58.
Although I don't think that was the deal breaker, if I'm honest.
My jelly didn't set so I used a jar of marmalade from the back of the cupboard that had "stuff" on the top instead.
Mrs B asked me if they were supposed to taste "fizzy" and I of course said yes because I thought that was a good thing.
She later expanded on this and said "fizzy like soap suds."
No longer think that's a good thing.
Tesco Value chocolate by the way, 58.
Although I don't think that was the deal breaker, if I'm honest.
947 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:16
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Did you give them to a garage somewhere near Kearsley? No wonder they are giving them away for free with the tyres. They sound horrific. Shame really, they look nice.
948 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I have to say Bread,that your six Jaffa Cakes have caused much hilarity in the Bonce household.
I could offer no reasonable argument. Sorry.
I could offer no reasonable argument. Sorry.
949 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:42
karlypants
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Green and blacks is great for cooking with. 
950 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:47
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
They were what they were.
Shit, ham-fisted, home-made Jaffa Cakes inspired by that doyen British baking, Mary "I made my money by telling the plebs that they could do what I done but we all know that they can't" Berry.
I hope my ineptitude has diverted Mrs B's (your one, not mine) attention away from your massive book collection for a few minutes.
If I've saved a well loved paperback copy of "Brucey - My life as a shit entertainer who's never quite been rumbled" from going to the Oxfam Shop, my job is done here....
Shit, ham-fisted, home-made Jaffa Cakes inspired by that doyen British baking, Mary "I made my money by telling the plebs that they could do what I done but we all know that they can't" Berry.
I hope my ineptitude has diverted Mrs B's (your one, not mine) attention away from your massive book collection for a few minutes.
If I've saved a well loved paperback copy of "Brucey - My life as a shit entertainer who's never quite been rumbled" from going to the Oxfam Shop, my job is done here....
951 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
And on that bombshell........I'm going to bed.
Might take a brew and a couple of Jaffa cakes.
Mind you,mustn't get chocolate stains on the blankets. I wouldn't want to explain that away. Again.
Make note of 'Shit entertainer' crack.
Goodnight all.
Might take a brew and a couple of Jaffa cakes.
Mind you,mustn't get chocolate stains on the blankets. I wouldn't want to explain that away. Again.
Make note of 'Shit entertainer' crack.
Goodnight all.
952 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:53
karlypants
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We all know they weren't really chocolate stains. At your age you must try some tena for men Boncey.
On that note I'm off as well, goodnight chaps!
On that note I'm off as well, goodnight chaps!
953 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:57
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:And on that bombshell........I'm going to bed.
Might take a brew and a couple of Jaffa cakes.
Mind you,mustn't get chocolate stains on the blankets. I wouldn't want to explain that away. Again.
Make note of 'Shit entertainer' crack.
Goodnight all.
Night mate.
You wouldn't get stains from mine.
It falls off before you get chance to handle it.
See you tomorrow.
954 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 00:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Night all.
955 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sat Aug 27 2016, 01:01
Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Bastard.....!
(That's where you'll end up, you know. White walled room with your imaginary panda in it. Nobody else will see it but you'll know it's there.)
And Bruce will be in the wardrobe.
Obviously.....
(That's where you'll end up, you know. White walled room with your imaginary panda in it. Nobody else will see it but you'll know it's there.)
And Bruce will be in the wardrobe.
Obviously.....
956 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 28 2016, 17:59
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Just heard Carlton Palmer call Ogbonna Obama on Astro Supersport. 
957 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 28 2016, 18:17
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Joe Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye.......Yohan Kebab.karlypants wrote:Just heard Carlton Palmer call Ogbonna Obama on Astro Supersport.
958 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 28 2016, 18:26
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Joe Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye.......Yohan Kebab.karlypants wrote:Just heard Carlton Palmer call Ogbonna Obama on Astro Supersport.
959 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Sun Aug 28 2016, 21:43
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Is his wife called Donna, FairPlay for giving the homemade Jaffa cakes a go bread although a few marks deducted for using mouldy marmalade and smart price chocolate.karlypants wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Joe Kinnear called Yohan Cabaye.......Yohan Kebab.karlypants wrote:Just heard Carlton Palmer call Ogbonna Obama on Astro Supersport.
I've just made a crayon cheesecake it was delicious, but I used top class crayola topping not smart price.
960 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Vol III (The 'Nice to see you' years). Mon Aug 29 2016, 15:44
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
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