Masterchef The Professionals

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karlypants wrote:

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karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I want kp to go on this. And manda too. Then I'll watch it. Until then. Nope

Does that mean you like the sound of both our cooking?

You pretend you're eating certain dishes to make yourself sound posh when in reality you're eating chicken nuggets and beans in your underpants whilst watching Jeremy Kyle reruns. You'd have no chance on Masterchef. 

Here you go mate...

https://www.instagram.com/yougottaeat/

Whose instagram is this kp?

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I thought there was a lot more on it but not sure how instagram works.

More? There's bloody hundreds on there!

It's only a small selection I think.

Not all is home made which I think you already know.

We have a "Wanderers Kitchen" floating about on FB somewhere that I think has more, although don't have FB so not a clue.

Well after having to cook for a gaggle of Michelin star chefs it was the Professor and the cockney slag who shined the brightest.

Humpty Dumpty had a bit of a fall but he's quality and will no doubt come back fighting. The Eyetie had a bad one, dishwater broth and undercooked risotto (the shame of it from an Eyetie) is not a good sign, but he does have plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

I'm sticking my neck out and going with the Professor, even though the cockney slag has come tooled up in the last week or two and Humpty Dumpty has made the best looking pudding I've ever seen.

It's a Battle Royal.

Danilo looks like being first to go tonight but it's close between the other three. All quality chefs imo.

I wouldn't have thanked him for the fish course last night. Raw Prawn tartar and undercooked risotto? It's a no from me. The main and pudding were both little belters.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I wouldn't have thanked him for the fish course last night. Raw Prawn tartar and undercooked risotto? It's a no from me. The main and pudding were both little belters.

Yes there are certain foods for me that need to be introduced to heat, and prawns fall in to that category.

Just seen this thread. Makes CD last comment on the "we are back" thread very ironic.

Hahahaha.

The best programme on the tele is just a few minutes away.

T'rah for a bit. 

Bye.

The professor and his 'tomato salad' was saved tonight by the Italian Ringo Starr's  poor dish.

What was the professor thinking? I thought that he was a goner.

There was some lovely food on display (apart from the pink risotto) at the 3 Michelin star Italian restaurant, but I would have been asking for some chips to go with some of them incredible salads because otherwise you'd no doubt come out of that restaurant still bloody hungry.

Bye.

I'm not a big fan of Masterchef but caught it in bits tonight. It just looks like a load of food only Manda would eat, covered in all sorts of leaves and shit. 

Somebody whacked a lovely looking bit of beef on a plate though,on its own with just some sauce round it. Now that I could eat.

Copper Dragon wrote:The professor and his 'tomato salad' was saved tonight by the Italian Ringo Starr's  poor dish.

What was the professor thinking? I thought that he was a goner.

There was some lovely food on display (apart from the pink risotto) at the 3 Michelin star Italian restaurant, but I would have been asking for some chips to go with some of them incredible salads because otherwise you'd no doubt come out of that restaurant still bloody hungry.

You wouldn't catch me eating in the Piazza Duomo, 3 stars or not! 6 courses and only the beef cooked by Humpty looked a decent mouthful! We are supposed to believe that ' less is more ' but I think what they really mean is that ' less costs more.' 

Certainly a work  of art on a plate, but I do find it a little bit pretentious. I thought the Prof had blown it with his tomato salad but Danilo failed to deliver. I really couldn't call the winner from the last three.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:The professor and his 'tomato salad' was saved tonight by the Italian Ringo Starr's  poor dish.

What was the professor thinking? I thought that he was a goner.

There was some lovely food on display (apart from the pink risotto) at the 3 Michelin star Italian restaurant, but I would have been asking for some chips to go with some of them incredible salads because otherwise you'd no doubt come out of that restaurant still bloody hungry.

Certainly a work  of art on a plate, but I do find it a little bit pretentious. 

Exactly my thoughts. That one sentence pretty much sums up what I saw tonight.

I wonder what that 6 course meal would actually cost? I dread to think about it! Describing that first salad course as like eating an allotment was spot on.

Reebok Trotter wrote:
You wouldn't catch me eating in the Piazza Duomo, 3 stars or not! 6 courses and only the beef cooked by Humpty looked a decent mouthful! We are supposed to believe that ' less is more ' but I think what they really mean is that ' less costs more.' 

Certainly a work  of art on a plate, but I do find it a little bit pretentious. I thought the Prof had blown it with his tomato salad but Danilo failed to deliver. I really couldn't call the winner from the last three.

You're right it is a little pretentious but there is a passion there and it is still about taste. Michelin stars are won by the science and art of cooking and plating, as much as it is the taste of the food.

Humpty has been the most consistent throughout the competition but the cockney slag and the professor have done brilliantly. You're right it is too close to call.

Have you noticed how Monica can't pronounce vowels correctly in certain words?

Ace programme, got it on series link for when there is fook all on tele.

Think Mark S will win

Just watching now.

Great show tonight. All three cooked quality food and didn't disgrace themselves. The Professor just edged it but I wouldn't have been been disappointed if any of the other two had triumphed, they were all very good.

Masterchef is back with the normal folk cooking.

There was a real (Welsh) professor on tonight who claimed that he cooked salmon in his dishwasher at home.

Only Greg liked his water bathed salmon though.