So she's only gone and done it!

y2johnny wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:So when does she want me to start paying maintenance kp?

Just kidding.  Congratulations.  One of the best things you can do is find the most comfortable position for them to fall asleep on YOU on the chair in front of the tv. That way its always you who gets them off to aleep and you can catch a few winks yourself or catch up on bumboys weekly.

Its the easiest and hardest thing to do in the whole world. It doesn't make sense now. .....but it will

Very sound advice that I fully endorse 

Ueah, the bumboy weekly was specifically for kp.  I watch wrestling

I am worried about losing My (in)famous Barfain Booze bins!

Youll be fine kp. Im 33 now. My oldest is 6 and the youngest is 2. I have one of each so that's job done as far as im concerned. If it's a girl you need to find a friend to practice this with you.

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:So when does she want me to start paying maintenance kp?

Just kidding.  Congratulations.  One of the best things you can do is find the most comfortable position for them to fall asleep on YOU on the chair in front of the tv. That way its always you who gets them off to aleep and you can catch a few winks yourself or catch up on bumboys weekly.

Its the easiest and hardest thing to do in the whole world. It doesn't make sense now. .....but it will

Very sound advice that I fully endorse 

Ueah, the bumboy weekly was specifically for kp.  I watch wrestling

Watching blokes rolling round on the floor with each other whilst wearing lycra underpants is the same thing surely? 

Im telling fin

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:So when does she want me to start paying maintenance kp?

Just kidding.  Congratulations.  One of the best things you can do is find the most comfortable position for them to fall asleep on YOU on the chair in front of the tv. That way its always you who gets them off to aleep and you can catch a few winks yourself or catch up on bumboys weekly.

Its the easiest and hardest thing to do in the whole world. It doesn't make sense now. .....but it will

Very sound advice that I fully endorse 

Ueah, the bumboy weekly was specifically for kp.  I watch wrestling

I am worried about losing My (in)famous Barfain Booze bins!

No more quick deposits behind bb now kp. Id like you to meet your new partner.









Palmela handerson

I wouldn't worry about it Karly. I was 37 when my first was born. You will have a wealth of experience to impart! Whether they will pay attention is another matter!

Knowing my luck, I won't even get 5 mins alone for one of them Johnny!

Reebok Trotter wrote:I wouldn't worry about it Karly. I was 37 when my first was born. You will have a wealth of experience to impart! Whether they will pay attention is another matter!

It's good to know I'm not the only one of you know what I mean.

karlypants wrote:Knowing my luck, I won't even get 5 mins alone for one of them Johnny!

You never heard of the stealth game? aka the DW (Danger w***)

y2johnny wrote:

karlypants wrote:Knowing my luck, I won't even get 5 mins alone for one of them Johnny!

You never heard of the stealth game?  aka the DW (Danger w***)

  No but at least it gives me some hope!

Congratulations, KP and Mrs KP. Just be patient and look at it like this. If it's a singleton you'll be fine and won't want to put the baby down. If it's twins, twice the fun, twice the expense and if you have triplets, glory be, you'll be over the moon, a pauper but over the moon. Whatever, just enjoy the experience and bring the baby up as a true and loyal Trotter. I'm truly chuffed for you.

Heartiest congratulations!  Enjoy each and every day because they grow so quickly!  Just learn how to quickly change the nappy if the child is a boy!

Congrats on your pregnancy.

p.s. do you know who the father is?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Congrats on your pregnancy.

p.s. do you know who the father is?

You?

Congrats KP- it'll be a tense few months until she gives birth, and then a tough few months after that. But it's one of the best things that could happen.  Being a dad is brilliant -it'll bring years of happiness (and a few problems as well). Stick with your missus ,bring the kid up properly and it'll make your life infinitely better.

I can promise you one thing after the baby is born mate. Everything else and I do mean everything else will become much less important in your mind. That's as it should be. You'll find that stuff that used to wind you up no end no longer matters and things like BWFC will assume their proper place in your priority list. Being a parent totally reshapes your world and there is nothing like it. I'm 46 now, my eldest son is 19 and to be honest I was just barely ready to be a father when he was born (I was 27, had a LOT more hair and a LOT less waist then) so I actually think you might have an advantage by being a little older. I'm with rammy on this one. Being a dad is just awesome and don't forget that even though you'll be there for them they will also always be there for you too. Enjoy it my friend, it's a hell of a ride and well worth all the challenges it brings.

KP and Mrs KP, so so chuffed for you, many congrats, enjoy your last Xmas without a sprog, next Xmas it will all be very different. They don't come with a manual, apparently you pick it up as you go along! mx

Congratulations KP, great news for you both enjoy it!

Just seen this KP. Congratulations to you both.

Crappy nappies, and sleepless nights, and it will all worth it. 

Congrats fella, have two kids then get your nuts done, that's what I did.. Not a baby making machine just a play thing now.

Same as me dub boy and a girl job done.