How much have we wasted on shit like this bollocks?

There's a billion people in India and they're all potential customers.

But they don't like football, Phil.

Well.....we'll make 'em. 

Hire me a jet, I'm going in!!!

Whatever he's selling, I'll buy one (not). hardly the most effective salesman I've seen.

One thing that does interest me is when this was taken, as, to be honest, he didn't look in the best of health then.

I suspect the sun was coming up and he was itching to get back to his box of dirt.