I'm rich. Again.

UNITED NATIONS
OFFICE OF INTERNAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting.
ABUJA NIGERIA.
 
 
From: Dr. Benjamin Potter.
 
Re: Approved Payment Valued US$10.5M in Your Favour.
 
This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from United States, after series of complaint from the FBI, and other Security agencies from Asia,Europe, South America and the United States of America respectively, against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.
 
Right now, as directed by United Nations secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, we are working in collaborations with the Economic Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and FBI, we have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorized the Government of Nigeria to effect your overdue payment worth $10,500,000.00 USD only into your account without further delay as approved and instructed by the Department of States and UNITED NATIONS. But the only fee you will pay to receive your fund is the NOTARIZATION CLEARANCE FEE. Upon your request, I will tell you the Amount and also send you the payment information you will use in sending the Notarization Clearance fee.
 
Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr. Richard Graves from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.
 
You can as well send your payment information
 
 
(1) Your Valid Direct Tel/ Mobile/Fax Number.
(2) Your Full Name:
(3) Current Resident Address.
(4) Your Private E-mail Address.
(5) Your Occupation:
(6) Your Age and Sex:
(7) Your Nationality:
( Driving licence or your passport copy or your working id card:
(9) Your Next of Kin:
(10)Monthly Income:
(11) Your Bank Details, where you want the fund to be wired. Such as Bank Name, Bank Address: Routing Number, Bank Swift Code and Bank Telephone Number.
 
 
All these information are needed for a successfully wire transfer of the fund  to you.I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria, so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to receive your fund within the next 72 hours. Once again, the only fee you will pay to receive your fund is the Notarization fee. Upon your request.
 
We need your maximum co-operation to effect your payment within 72 banking hours.
 
Urgent Compliance is to your advantage.
 
Sincerely yours,
 
Dr. Benjamin Potter.
United Nations Under-Secretary-
General for Internal Oversight
OUR CODE  UN9XX1

Well done Boncey on getting a winning email!

Have you sent them the required information yet?

These are genuine.

He's a doctor so this must be genuine, lucky you!

Already told my boss to stick his job up his arse.

Careful Boncey.

I once replied to one of those, thinking that I could string 'em along for a bit and hopefully dig up some comedy gold for use on here but it backfired.

The fuckers spam-botted me and infected my PC and somehow were able to access my contacts list and sent emails to everybody on it (ostensibly from me) saying I'd been kidnapped by African pirates and needed $2000 wiring immediately or they were going to feed me to the sharks.

And the worst bit was Mrs B replied saying "Keep him."

Get it done- and then buy BWFC!! What the hell are you waiting for??

I suppose I could buy the club.

Half time entertainment would improve too.

boltonbonce wrote:Half time entertainment would improve too.

Bread trying to fix a ceiling fan in the middle of the pitch witin 15 minutes?

bwfc1874 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Half time entertainment would improve too.

Bread trying to fix a ceiling fan in the middle of the pitch witin 15 minutes?

Good idea. Brucie,and a sort of 'beat the clock' style game.

Just.......no pandas.

Ok?

'Kin 'ell!

Alan Rickman's carked it now.

Who's next?

Just got this one

Dear Friend ,

I am Mr Khim Leang and a personal Accountant Director with Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia (FTB).
it is with good spirit of heart i opened up this great opportunity to you A deceased client of mine that shares almost the same name as yours died as a result of heart-related condition on march 2005.His heart condition was duo to the death of the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26 December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia where they all lost their lives..{More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami}

There is a draft account opened in my bank in 1999 by a long-time client our bank,a national of your country.he was a CEO/a textile company owner,business man,a miner at kruger mining company here in Cambodia. he was a geologist and consultant to several other mining conglomerates operating in Cambodia,China,Taiwan,Japan,Indonesia,Pakistan,Vietnam all in Asia,before he passed away on 12th march 2005 leaving nobody as the next of kin of his account after his death.

The amount in this account is currently $23,340,00.00{Twenty Three Million,Three Hundred and Forty Thousand United State Dollars}I want to present you as a beneficiary,I will use my position and influence in our bank to make they release this money to you for us to share.If i wait for days and i do not hear from you,I shall look for another person.

Kindly get back to me for more details,

Yours sincerely
Mr Khim Leang
Board of Director
Foreign Trade Bank of Cambodia

Phnom Penh

Don't claim it Johnny, it might be me next.

All yours scott. I'm still waiting for ten million from an African princess

y2johnny wrote:All yours scott. I'm still waiting for ten million from an African princess

I hope you filled out the form correctly!

I'll go and collect it myself, just send me the post code.

I'll bring my I.D.