Keep seeing these rich twats in Dubai

Can't speak the lingo but if I could I'd be saying buy Bolton Wanderers.City have owners in Abu Dhabi
Man U USA inbreds chicken farmers.                           I think I've got heat stroke.4 more days work fly back Friday night.                                                 Only a win will suffice.1902 this place would have been desert for thousands of miles.                             I need to lie down.

What?

Tongue in cheek as I'm working in Dubai.Too much sun.