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1memorable phrases Empty memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 13:53

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Inspired by the wonderful phrase used in Okocha's post re Trust in the Bolton banter section, thought I'd start a thread for phrases which stick with you. Its also 'cos I was watching rubbish tv early this morning (don't ask) and it was a forensic detectives thing and they said the first rules of forensics. Everyone I mentioned it to today said they knew it, I'd never heard it before, and think its a good metaphor for life as well.

First law of forensics

Everywhere you go, you leave something behind, you take something with you.

over to you...

2memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 13:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All things being equal fat people use more soap.

3memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:06

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You don't know what you don't know

4memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Billy Bradshaw....'Aw Dad,it's not fair'.

Dad.......'Neither was Black Beauty's arse,now shut up'.

5memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:27

Guest


Guest
"All smells are particulate in nature, Watson. Hence when someone breaks wind and you get an eggy whiff, you've got little bits of their poo up your nose. Bear that in mind."

Conan Doyle - The Adventure of The Windy Trousers.

6memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:27

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse.

7memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

8memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:54

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
The owner's guide that comes with a £300 refrigerator makes more sense than the one that comes with a £50 million football club.

9memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:31

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

10memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:45

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
you cant polish a turd

11memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd
You can try.
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12memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 16:08

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd
You can try.
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Laughing

13memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 16:35

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Women. You can't live with them and you can't handcuff them to a wall in the basement until your ready for the occasional sexual gratification.....






....apparently.

14memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:08

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@wanderlust wrote:Women. You can't live with them and you can't handcuff them to a wall in the basement until your ready for the occasional sexual gratification.....






....apparently.
We now know what you get up to in your spare time!

How long has your Mrs been down there? Very Happy

15memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:11

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd

But you can spray it with air freshener and sprinkle it with glitter to make it more appealing.

16memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:13

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

17memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 18:50

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, director of Birdman, Babel and The Revenant: "Fear is the condom of life: it doesn't allow you to enjoy yourself."

18memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 19:03

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Shaky: "Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." (Macbeth )

19memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 19:16

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Do as I say, not as I do ... think it was said to me as a child but don't know who first said it.

20memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Fri Feb 05 2016, 20:30

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

21memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Sat Feb 06 2016, 09:52

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
"He's 6 foot, fit as a flea and good looking. He's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster. That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive."  -  Ian Holloway on Ronaldo.

22memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Sat Feb 06 2016, 12:59

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
The importance of a remark can be attached to the importance of the person who made it.

23memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Sat Feb 06 2016, 14:49

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I saw two boys upon a hill
And one of them was looking ill
So I gave the other one a pill
In case he caught it.



Terry Thomas.

24memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Mon Feb 08 2016, 13:08

wessy

wessy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
There are old pilots and bold pilots but no old bold pilots

25memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Mon Feb 08 2016, 13:08

wessy

wessy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Man who cooks potatoes and peas in same pot dirty bastard !!

26memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Mon Feb 08 2016, 13:37

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Seems a bit savage, a  charter for child abuse. I bet the NSPCC don't have that as their mission statement.

27memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Mon Feb 08 2016, 16:42

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

28memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Wed Nov 04 2020, 19:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If anyone was feeling a bit off, my gran used to tell them they had a touch of the Iffery Pip. ..dunno..

29memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Wed Nov 04 2020, 20:08

Natasha Whittam


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If someone's being a bit of a knob, we call them a "Bonce".

30memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases on Wed Nov 04 2020, 20:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Very Happy
How little you know.


Bonce
when something is in, like seriously cool, hot, sexy, fit, buff.
That outfit iss sooo bonce

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