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Banks of the Croal
okocha
scottjames30
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Norpig
Numpty 28723
Bollotom2014
boltonbonce
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1memorable phrases Empty memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 13:53

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Inspired by the wonderful phrase used in Okocha's post re Trust in the Bolton banter section, thought I'd start a thread for phrases which stick with you. Its also 'cos I was watching rubbish tv early this morning (don't ask) and it was a forensic detectives thing and they said the first rules of forensics. Everyone I mentioned it to today said they knew it, I'd never heard it before, and think its a good metaphor for life as well.

First law of forensics

Everywhere you go, you leave something behind, you take something with you.

over to you...

2memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 13:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

All things being equal fat people use more soap.

3memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:06

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You don't know what you don't know

4memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:19

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Billy Bradshaw....'Aw Dad,it's not fair'.

Dad.......'Neither was Black Beauty's arse,now shut up'.

5memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:27

Guest


Guest

"All smells are particulate in nature, Watson. Hence when someone breaks wind and you get an eggy whiff, you've got little bits of their poo up your nose. Bear that in mind."

Conan Doyle - The Adventure of The Windy Trousers.

6memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:27

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse.

7memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

8memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 14:54

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

The owner's guide that comes with a £300 refrigerator makes more sense than the one that comes with a £50 million football club.

9memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:31

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

10memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:45

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

you cant polish a turd

11memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 15:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd
You can try.
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12memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 16:08

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd
You can try.
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Laughing

13memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 16:35

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Women. You can't live with them and you can't handcuff them to a wall in the basement until your ready for the occasional sexual gratification.....






....apparently.

14memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:08

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

wanderlust wrote:Women. You can't live with them and you can't handcuff them to a wall in the basement until your ready for the occasional sexual gratification.....






....apparently.
We now know what you get up to in your spare time!

How long has your Mrs been down there? Very Happy

15memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:11

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:you cant polish a turd

But you can spray it with air freshener and sprinkle it with glitter to make it more appealing.

16memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 17:13

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

That's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

17memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 18:50

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, director of Birdman, Babel and The Revenant: "Fear is the condom of life: it doesn't allow you to enjoy yourself."

18memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 19:03

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Shaky: "Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." (Macbeth)

19memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 19:16

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Do as I say, not as I do ... think it was said to me as a child but don't know who first said it.

20memorable phrases Empty Re: memorable phrases Fri Feb 05 2016, 20:30

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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