memorable phrases

"He's 6 foot, fit as a flea and good looking. He's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster. That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive."  -  Ian Holloway on Ronaldo.

The importance of a remark can be attached to the importance of the person who made it.

I saw two boys upon a hill
And one of them was looking ill
So I gave the other one a pill
In case he caught it.



Terry Thomas.

There are old pilots and bold pilots but no old bold pilots

Man who cooks potatoes and peas in same pot dirty bastard !!

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Seems a bit savage, a  charter for child abuse. I bet the NSPCC don't have that as their mission statement.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

If anyone was feeling a bit off, my gran used to tell them they had a touch of the Iffery Pip.

If someone's being a bit of a knob, we call them a "Bonce".

How little you know.


Bonce
when something is in, like seriously cool, hot, sexy, fit, buff.
That outfit iss sooo bonce

Apparently, or so I'm told, 'outfit' is rhyming slang for halfwit.

Bullery.

One mi mam would say '' he's as far through as a kipper'' about someone who was very thin.