Has Bonce been hiding his light under a bushel?

Have a read of this and see if it reminds you of anybody:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14285368.Wanderers_legend_Tommy_Banks_rescued_after_becoming_stranded_in_bog_in_freezing_temperatures_for_more_than_5_hours/?ref=ar

I reckon we've had a Wanderers legend in our midst for a while but he's always been too modest to reveal the truth.

Numpty has beaten you to it.

http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t12687p270-bonce-s-own-personal-thread-vol-iii-the-nice-to-see-you-years#284518

Oops!

When I read 'bog' I assumed they meant he'd got stuck in a toilet.

I did that many years ago,when I stood on the seat to change a light bulb. I extricated myself with some difficulty.

Many of my mishaps come from being too bone idle to get the ladders out.

Ah'm tellin' thee,I'm not Tommy.