Your own personal hell.

I do most of the cooking and cleaning in our house (when I'm here) and have done for the last 15 years or so.

It seems only fair, given that my work as an Interim means that I generally only work for 6 or 7 months of the year, so it's the least I can do to ease the burden on Mrs B during my long periods of professional inactivity.

She works full time, afterall.

Anyway......

I hate cleaning the bathroom - Always have, always will.

I've just spent 40 minutes doing the weekly bathroom clean and I hated every second of it.

It's back-breaking, your knees hurt, it involves cleaning poo off the bog brush and no matter how long you spend at it, it never quite looks finished.

Now I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in an afterlife but my idea of hell would be being trapped in a small bathroom with Paddy McGuiness, as he continuously points out the bits I've missed and offers advice in his inimitable "comedy" style:

"Let the bleach see the pan! You're ding dang doin' a shit job there, flower! No wipey, no likey! etc....."

The radio's also playing Bat Out Of Hell on a loop and I've got a headache.

For ever.....

What's yours?

any kind of DIY is my personal hell, i am hopeless at any of it and after about 5 minutes of bodging about i get annoyed and lose my rag.

On public transport ( which is rare) with secondary school kids anywhere near me

rammywhite wrote:On public transport ( which is rare) with secondary school kids anywhere near me

Good one.

Breadman wrote:I do most of the cooking and cleaning in our house (when I'm here) and have done for the last 15 years or so.

It seems only fair, given that my work as an Interim means that I generally only work for 6 or 7 months of the year, so it's the least I can do to ease the burden on Mrs B during my long periods of professional inactivity.

She works full time, afterall.

Anyway......

I hate cleaning the bathroom - Always have, always will.

I've just spent 40 minutes doing the weekly bathroom clean and I hated every second of it.

It's back-breaking, your knees hurt, it involves cleaning poo off the bog brush and no matter how long you spend at it, it never quite looks finished.

Now I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in an afterlife but my idea of hell would be being trapped in a small bathroom with Paddy McGuiness, as he continuously points out the bits I've missed and offers advice in his inimitable "comedy" style:

"Let the bleach see the pan! You're ding dang doin' a shit job there, flower! No wipey, no likey! etc....."

The radio's also playing Bat Out Of Hell on a loop and I've got a headache.

For ever.....

What's yours?

My other half does most of the cleaning but it is my responsibility to do the bathroom and toilet which I do religiously every Thursday. I normally get it done in about half an hour and I swear by Mr Muscle Kitchen cleaner for cleaning the bath,sink and toilet. It is great for removing limescale and anything else that attaches itself to the porcelain. I'm not a big fan of cleaning but I find it quite catharctic. I can't cook very well so I guess it's only fair that I do my bit. removingn

The Queens Hats, why does she wear those awful things they give me the creeps.

Leeds United fans.