How often do you change your underwear?
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Natasha Whittam
scottjames30
Norpig
finlaymcdanger
Reebok Trotter
karlypants
Boggersbelief
Fabians Right Peg
boltonbonce
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22 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 00:50
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Reebok Trotter wrote:boltonbonce wrote:The dribbles are a problem as you get older. I often stand at the urinal looking like I'm casting for trout,as I attempt to ensure I've shaken off the drips.
I usually fail of course. It usually happens just as I leave the facility and begin the march down the high street,in my new cream coloured pants.
The stain of shame.
I have pretty much the same problem but I haven't hit sixty yet. I have found that buying canary yellow undies solves the problem nicely. I think I may have submitted my brainwave to the Viz Top Tips Department....or did I read it there?
Get yourselves circumcised and drip free!
23 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 08:42
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
bit extreme Fin, you've been over the pond too long i think, its common practice there isn't it?
24 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 17:49
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I only wear designer underwear, i wear them jeans that hang half way down my arse, so I change them everyday. I spray three squirts of Gucci aftershave on them each morning too.
25 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 17:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Never understood those jeans Scott.
Why would anyone want their pants to be falling down? Unless you're Magoo of course.
Why would anyone want their pants to be falling down? Unless you're Magoo of course.
26 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 17:53
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Never understood those jeans Scott.
Why would anyone want their pants to be falling down? Unless you're Magoo of course.
To show off your designer boxers mate.
27 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 17:56
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Wear your boxers on the outside.
Like Breadman.
Like Breadman.
28 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:00
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I don't want to look like a twat.
30 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:11
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Why am I getting shit on this thread?
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31 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You could have a worse fashion sense mate.
33 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:17
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I bet Scott carries his ASDA shopping in those style of jeans!
34 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:36
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'd pay to see that.
35 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:43
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Norpig wrote: bit extreme Fin, you've been over the pond too long i think, its common practice there isn't it?
Yep. Its common practice here, they come in and try to whisk the boys away within a couple of hours of birth to cut them. I think they just banned it in California though and believe it to be somewhat in decline.
36 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:51
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I make a better lover being complete and all that.
37 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 18:53
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I know.karlypants wrote:I make a better lover being complete and all that.
38 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 19:07
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
The bumchums are making a comeback.
39 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 19:09
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
£20.00boltonbonce wrote:I'd pay to see that.
40 Re: How often do you change your underwear? Thu May 26 2016, 19:11
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You created us Nat. We are your children.Natasha Whittam wrote:The bumchums are making a comeback.
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