Put A Johnny On Yer Knob!

Reebok Trotter wrote:

karlypants wrote:The last time I watched Eastenders was when that guy had AIDS and he left Albert Square and moved abroad to somewhere to die. I think he was related to Dot Cotton and he ran a market stall.

What was his name?

Was it Pete Beale ? Or Nasty Nick Cotton?

No it was Mark Fowler I was thinking of.  

Just googled it now.

Boggersbelief wrote:

karlypants wrote:The last time I watched Eastenders was when that guy had AIDS and he left Albert Square and moved abroad to somewhere to die. I think he was related to Dot Cotton and he ran a market stall.

What was his name?

How the fuck did you get to eastenders?

I thought it was slightly relevant, no?

karlypants wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:

karlypants wrote:The last time I watched Eastenders was when that guy had AIDS and he left Albert Square and moved abroad to somewhere to die. I think he was related to Dot Cotton and he ran a market stall.

What was his name?

How the fuck did you get to eastenders?

I thought it was slightly relevant, no?

No.

Nope.

You'll be asking what motorbike he rode away on next

gloswhite wrote:You'll be asking what motorbike he rode away on next

Was it a Beezer 650? Or maybe a Zundapp?

His name in real life was Todd Carty, some "relevant info"


Todd Carty (born 31 August 1963) is an Irish actor and director, who has grown up on television screens in a variety of roles. His stage work has varied from pantomime to serious drama, as well as radio plays, voiceovers, commercials, narrations and films. He is best known for his roles as Tucker Jenkins in Grange Hill, Mark Fowler in EastEnders, andpsychopathic policeman Gabriel Kent in The Bill.


Also worth noting he contracted HIV in a hetrosexual relationship and he wasn't a batty boy

Oh dear KP. What have you started here?  

Sorry should that have been in the was Mark Fowler "batty" thread

Cant beleive i missed this one.  Everyone should put a johnny on their knob.  My diary is quite full at the minute but got a few free days in September

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i missed this one.  Everyone should put a johnny on their knob.  My diary is quite full at the minute but got a few free days in September

Can you fit me in on the 14th for my birthday?

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i missed this one.  Everyone should put a johnny on their knob.  My diary is quite full at the minute but got a few free days in September

Can you fit me in on the 14th for my birthday?

Does that mean you will want cake shoving up your arse as well?

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i missed this one.  Everyone should put a johnny on their knob.  My diary is quite full at the minute but got a few free days in September

Can you fit me in on the 14th for my birthday?

Ive just cancelled nat to fit you in

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Cant beleive i missed this one.  Everyone should put a johnny on their knob.  My diary is quite full at the minute but got a few free days in September

Can you fit me in on the 14th for my birthday?

Does that mean you will want cake shoving up your arse as well?

Only if it lands on a Froday and Johnny takes the Marzipan off it first.

y2johnny wrote:
Ive just cancelled nat to fit you in

Bastard.

whatsgoingon wrote:Again maybe slightly insensitive but fuck the morbidly obese too and also take their disabled badges off them too because they're not disabled they're just fat and have no self discipline.
As the depressed, suggest they watch the comedy channel - job done.
Anyone else need sorting?

Not too happy with your comment about the depressed there mate. As someone who is suffering from it I think it only right to point out that it isn't a simple matter of 'cheer up' or 'pull yourself together' the way you suggest.

As to Nat's point, I completely agree that the NHS should not have to fund this drug regardless of who is most likely to use it. The simple fact is that anyone who chooses to have unprotected sex with multiple partners is risking their lives regardless of gender preference. I find it ridiculous that people should be able to get a drug that practically encourages such stupidity paid for by the taxpayer.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
Ive just cancelled nat to fit you in

Bastard.

Dont worry nat.  Ive booked you in the following day with a gentleman called cedric.