An alternative dictionary for newcomers to Nuts

the worlds subtle nuances and Nuts should never be in the same sentence whether via a real dictionary or hypothetical one.
The only subtlety on here Nat subtly pretending to be a woman.

"Of": Frequently seen on Nuts when used as an interchangeable alternative to "have", as in: "Madine should of scored, the fooking bellend!"

"Transfer Rumours Thread": A place where poor footballers who are obviously well past their sell-by date can feel wanted again. If only briefly and generally without resulting in securing a contract at Bolton.

More to follow.

J Boswell esq.

whatsgoingon wrote:the worlds subtle nuances and Nuts should never be in the same sentence whether via a real dictionary or hypothetical one.
The only subtlety on here Nat subtly pretending to be a woman.

You have been using bullery against me from the moment you joined.

It seems certain people get banned for bullery, others are immune.

I want to ask why Scott and Boggers get banned, but WGO has a free pass to post his bigoted filth.

He doesn't swear as much, and when he does, its in context

Knickers....Kleptomaniacs

Mastiff.......Boys watching a porn movie

Midwifery....Half way through a fart

Mystic........A piece of wood that I own

Papist........Drunken Father

Natasha Whittam wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:the worlds subtle nuances and Nuts should never be in the same sentence whether via a real dictionary or hypothetical one.
The only subtlety on here Nat subtly pretending to be a woman.

You have been using bullery against me from the moment you joined.

It seems certain people get banned for bullery, others are immune.

I want to ask why Scott and Boggers get banned, but WGO has a free pass to post his bigoted filth.

Love you really, it's a sign of affection

Unplaced ... see Racing Thread.

ITK - A term often used to imply inside knowledge. When said term is used, it is safe to assume the information is completely untrue and must be followed with a simple one word reply - Bollocks.

Eternity: The last two minutes of any BWFC game.
Compromise: The art of slicing a cake so that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.
Etc: An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Testicle: A short quiz.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Twat: An alternative beverage to TWA coffee (Jaysus that's old!)

Octogenarian.....   White supremacist mollusc.

All very good.....but I was thinking more along the lines of helping newcomers to understand the quirks of Nuts posters in particular.....Bread had the right idea with his "of" vs "have".

What newcomers?

Ponce - A word usually given to describe current and past Bolton players

Nastase Whittam wrote:That ponce Mark Davies is injured again

Nastase Whittam wrote:Ngog expensive ponce

You can also put lightweight before it to describe Chris Eagles.

Ha....ITK and ponce.....we'll soon have an example for every letter of the alphabet! 

Brexit - what a fat Yorkshire lass does when she sits on a plastic chair

"Pandaring": A technique employed to convey a sense of low-grade threat, wherein a contributor posts a gif of an ostensibly harmless south east Asian mammal doing something unexpected such as destroying a supermarket or leering menacingly into camera.

Not to be confused with "Forsything" which is something altogether different.

(But no less troubling.)

Bread2.0 wrote:"Pandaring": A technique employed to convey a sense of low-grade threat, wherein a contributor posts a gif of an ostensibly harmless south east Asian mammal doing something unexpected such as destroying a supermarket or leering menacingly into camera.

Not to be confused with "Forsything" which is something altogether different.

(But no less troubling.)

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