An alternative dictionary for newcomers to Nuts

boltonbonce wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:

karlypants wrote:I have a similar one and it gives instead of takes.

Mine gives me toothpicks when she bends over.

It's a Hello Kitty BTW.

I used to know someone who gave me ping pong balls when she bent over - it was similar to kitty I think

Nat did something very similar,but with rugby balls.

Don't be getting me in trouble for bullery again

Preston - like Bolton but smaller and shitter, a head office for many virtual businesses

"Whittam's Box": Pejorative term used to suggest somewhere unpleasant where you wouldn't want to find yourself marooned without back-up.

Example: "Christ, that cave looks deep and scary! You wouldn't catch me entering that without a rope tied round my waist and a torch strapped to my head!"

We await the Whittam retort in awed silence.

....closely followed by the echo.

boltonbonce wrote:We await the Whittam retort in awed silence.

Here it is! That's bullery I demand bread 2.0 is banned immediately

Echooooo echoooooo

She's probably watching manure on TV.

boltonbonce wrote:She's probably watching manure on TV.

Play Your Cards Right or Generation Game?

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:She's probably watching manure on TV.

Play Your Cards Right or Generation Game?

  I knew it,I knew it! As soon as I posted it I knew.
I bloody knew it. Utter Bastard.
It's bullery. Bullery of a great man.
And to think I wanted you back on the forum. What gratitude.

I'm hardly going to pass up an open goal as gilt-edged as that am I.....?

That would make me a "Madine" - Urban slang for someone incapable of hitting a cow's arse with several banjos.

whatsgoingon wrote:Brexit - what a fat Yorkshire lass does when she sits on a plastic chair

Ha ha

I liked that one.

"88 Points" - Stock response used to imply that a new prediction is wildly optimistic and / or complete rubbish.

(Origin unknown.)

Bread2.0 wrote:"88 Points" - Stock response used to imply that a new prediction is wildly optimistic and / or complete rubbish.

(Origin unknown.)

OI

thats my prediction for this year

Looks like everything is back to normal again at last!

Be more German - A hippy phrase which means to let in hundreds of thousands of unchecked Middle Eastern types into your country.

Braindead - to vote differently to the flouncing Breadman/Bread2.0

Six fingers - a term used in the footballing world to describe people from Burnley and Blackburn who enjoy their favourite pastime partaking in incest.

karlypants wrote: insest.

Bobbins

Quack quack quack.... Crazy paving designed by Jonathan Ross.