What's The Stupidest Thing You've Argued Over?

We all like to argue, some more than others. But have you ever found yourself having a heated argument over nothing? This happens to me all the time.

I'm ashamed to admit that earlier today I had an argument with the driver of a Travelcare bus service for the elderly and handicapped. There's a road near me that goes down to one lane at a certain point and the people coming from the city centre get priority. The driver of this bus ignored the rules and tried to nip through before I got there. He failed.

I refused to back up and we ended up having a massive slanging match in front of half of Preston. It really was a silly thing to argue over.

Yes my penis is 9 inches long, not 8.

I was going to challenge a young Ruffian about pinching my Gate.

But i was frightened... he might take... Offence.

Loads but one that comes to mind was blaming my wife for me crashing a transit van through a shop widow because she wanted to go shopping.

Beats queuing I suppose!