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Would this be something we could trial?  It could be club merchandise, memorobillia or it could be anything LEGAL!  Not sure how it would work but suggestions welcome.

I do have an original brick from burnden park which i would never part with, but i think in the same box i have that stored in in my mums garage i also have a plig from the players bath at burnden.  Fu k knows why but im open to offers

I have some Brucie ear wax. Any offers considered.

Gimp suit in black. XXXL. Worn twice (by Cedric).

Collection from Whittam Towers.

Cash only.

Will need a clean inside.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Gimp suit in black. XXXL. Worn twice (by Cedric).
Will need a clean inside.

That should actually bump the price up for our resident pervs.

karlypants wrote:

That should actually bump the price up for our resident pervs.

Thanks for your PM, but I want at least £100 for it. You need to increase your offer.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:

That should actually bump the price up for our resident pervs.

Thanks for your PM, but I want at least £100 for it. You need to increase your offer.

I don't think it's for me as I feel that it isn't whiffy enough.

boltonbonce wrote:I have some Brucie ear wax. Any offers considered.

Does it come with a DNA authenticity certificate, and are there still traces of chloroform in it.

This thread went south quicker than normal

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I have some Brucie ear wax. Any offers considered.

Does it come with a DNA authenticity certificate, and are there still traces of chloroform in it.

No,but I'll try and sort out a certificate. His Mrs uses most of the wax for her candle collection.
I just get the dregs.

sour grapes for sale, contact Mr Flitcroft c/o Bury FC, Gigg Lane

Norpig wrote:sour grapes for sale, contact Mr Flitcroft c/o Bury FC, Gigg Lane

Should make a particularly fine whine

Especially as they were crushed correctly.

Speaking of which,never sample the grapes at the hemorrhoid clinic.

I made that mistake.

boltonbonce wrote:Speaking of which,never sample the grapes at the hemorrhoid clinic.

I made that mistake.

Have you had any mishaps with plums in your mouth 

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Speaking of which,never sample the grapes at the hemorrhoid clinic.

I made that mistake.

Have you had any mishaps with plums in your mouth 

No.

Serious post alert!

I've got one of these stuck in the loft and it seems to be a waste to leave it there when it could be annoying someone's neighbours instead:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marshall-Mg-50dfx-/302113136908?hash=item465758a10c:g:oc8AAOSwCGVX4Rzp

That guy's dreaming if he thinks he's going to get 165 quid for it but mine's available for far less.

I think I paid about £220 for it new but it was a few years ago, so it could be yours for only £75.

PM if you're interested and I'll fetch it down, clean it up and make sure it still goes up to 11.

Ta.

Does it get Radio Luxembourg?

stick it on gumtree Breaders, it will go in no time i reckon

I had a big 100 watt Laney bass amp that i gave away to a lad in a band as it was just too big to use at home, the floor would shake when i used it. The neighbours didn't approve 

No but they can hear you playing in Luxembourg if you turn it up.

Seriously, the loudest I've ever played it was 3 and that made the windows rattle and got me a bollocking.

That's why I've never used it - it's too powerful for domestic use really.

EDIT: Crossed with Mr Pig making the same point I just have.

I've been trying to sell these for four years. Can't seem to shift them.
Sweet dreams.