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1Electric Cars Empty Electric Cars on Sat Nov 05 2016, 01:31

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Fuckin dangerous things,twice now the bastards have nearly had me crossing the road on corners when they turn left. What sort of shit idea is a car that makes no noise,fuckin lethal, should be banned or have a bell sounding all the time.

2Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 10:28

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Never heard of look left look right before you cross the road?
Pushbikes don't make a noise and they're sometimes on the pavement!

3Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 11:44

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Soul Kitchen wrote:Never heard of look left look right before you cross the road?
Pushbikes don't make a noise and they're sometimes on the pavement!
If they're on the pavement and especially if they are going fast I push them over.                                       I use my ears did not need to look until these noiseless daft looking things came out.

4Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 11:46

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.

5Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 11:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.
Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?

6Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 14:49

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@karlypants wrote:
@Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.
Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?
They don't have them in side streets and roads have you never noticed that? a blind person would have to cross many streets and roads to get to one and would probably be knocked down by an electric car on the way.

7Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 15:20

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Lard Lad wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.
Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?
They don't have them in side streets and roads have you never noticed that? a blind person would have to cross many streets and roads to get to one and would probably be knocked down by an electric car on the way.
They all get free transport one way or another so they will be fine.

8Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 15:24

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why do electric cars have heated windows?

So your hands don't get cold when pushing it.

9Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:09

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@boltonbonce wrote:Why do electric cars have heated windows?

So your hands don't get cold when pushing it.

Ha !, recycled Lada joke !  Smile

10Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Is a Lada a car?

11Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:14

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Was supposed to be, but you just reminded me, the joke was a Skoda joke, but now they belong to Volkswagen, it doesn't count.

12Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:16

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:Is a Lada a car?

When I was a kid my Grandad had a Polski Fiat.

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It looked like a Lada but was even less cool.

And it drove like a bag of shit.

I have no idea where he got it.

Or why.

13Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
That looks like something out of a Bulgarian spy movie.

14Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:29

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
You are affording it unwarranted cool with that statement.

It was shit.

And it smelt funny.

15Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 16:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Much cooler.

Electric Cars Ferrari

16Electric Cars Empty Re: Electric Cars on Sun Nov 06 2016, 17:42

Fabians Right Peg

Fabians Right Peg
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
we got an electric car 2 years back, about 3p a mile, and cheaper is you charge it whilst parking in the NCP car park for free.

I heard if you drive them in France they are fitted with an audible whistle to warn pedestrians :whistle: .

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