Electric Cars

Fuckin dangerous things,twice now the bastards have nearly had me crossing the road on corners when they turn left. What sort of shit idea is a car that makes no noise,fuckin lethal, should be banned or have a bell sounding all the time.

Never heard of look left look right before you cross the road?
Pushbikes don't make a noise and they're sometimes on the pavement!

Soul Kitchen wrote:Never heard of look left look right before you cross the road?
Pushbikes don't make a noise and they're sometimes on the pavement!

If they're on the pavement and especially if they are going fast I push them over.                                       I use my ears did not need to look until these noiseless daft looking things came out.

What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.

Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.

Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?

karlypants wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.

Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?

They don't have them in side streets and roads have you never noticed that? a blind person would have to cross many streets and roads to get to one and would probably be knocked down by an electric car on the way.

Lard Lad wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:What about blind people ? They use they're ears , they are going to get hit by one soon.

Only cross the road at a designated pelican crossing then?

They don't have them in side streets and roads have you never noticed that? a blind person would have to cross many streets and roads to get to one and would probably be knocked down by an electric car on the way.

They all get free transport one way or another so they will be fine.

Why do electric cars have heated windows?

So your hands don't get cold when pushing it.

boltonbonce wrote:Why do electric cars have heated windows?

So your hands don't get cold when pushing it.

Ha !, recycled Lada joke ! 

Is a Lada a car?

Was supposed to be, but you just reminded me, the joke was a Skoda joke, but now they belong to Volkswagen, it doesn't count.

boltonbonce wrote:Is a Lada a car?

When I was a kid my Grandad had a Polski Fiat.




It looked like a Lada but was even less cool.

And it drove like a bag of shit.

I have no idea where he got it.

Or why.

That looks like something out of a Bulgarian spy movie.

You are affording it unwarranted cool with that statement.

It was shit.

And it smelt funny.

Much cooler.

we got an electric car 2 years back, about 3p a mile, and cheaper is you charge it whilst parking in the NCP car park for free.

I heard if you drive them in France they are fitted with an audible whistle to warn pedestrians .