Absolutey fucking shite!
Fuck off Parkinson, that was fucking embarrassing. I've seen more steel in a fucking girls under 8's team.
I've been telling you all fucking Summer that if you're going to let Spearing go you have to find a suitable (and hopefully better) replacement. He was shite, but at least he got stuck in and had a voice on the pitch.
The midfield of Karacan, Vela and Cullen would have been strengthened with the signing of Rylan Clark-Neal or Elton John for fucks sake. Absolutely embarrassing. No Bolton midfield should ever contain so many tarts.
Vela, for fucks sake, did someone tell you to hit the first defender with every single free kick? His injury at the end could turn out to be a blessing if it forces Parky to sign a proper midfielder. Stig Tofting would be my choice.
Cullen? Are you serious? Clearly signed to play the Mark Davies role i.e. fucking anonymous. Absolutely fucking crap. Why do we keep signing players that are scared of the ball?
Karacan? Kara-fucking-can't. Did he even touch the ball? Played 64 minutes too many.
Oh and the fucking defence! A Darby in defence? All of a sudden it was 1993 again and Julian Darby was picked to mark Stan Collymore. Today was just as bad. Parky, this is what you get for signing League 1 rejects. They have been released for a fucking reason!!
Dervite, please change your name to Dershite. Parky, I told you he would be a fucking disaster at this level, but you gave the fuckwit a new fucking contract!! Fuck off.
Anthony Taylor, you were just about the only player to come out of the game with any credit. Fair play to you.
Madine and Le Fondre both managed to score without the team creating a single chance which is pretty fucking lucky. Credit to Le Fondre for his effort, but we need pace, Armstrong looked a better bet and he only played for 10 minutes. Madine? Went through 90 minutes without getting a hair out of place, quite an achievement. Some half decent headers won, but you just feel he could try so much harder.
It was a terrible performance with some terrible players. Until we can hold onto the ball for more than half a second we are fucked, we will be down by January. It's a long time since I have been so pissed off at a match. Yes, we're skint - but there are still players out there who can hold onto a ball and pass it 2 yards. Like my Grandad.
Parky out.