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62 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 18:42
chipbutty
Nicolas Anelka
largest wrote:Here's a quote from The Bolton News I just read:
"Coyle sought assurances from his opposite number Michael Appleton that the team Wanderers were about to face would be of sufficient standard to make the trip worthwhile."
There has to be serious questions asked about the sanity of Mr Appleton if this report is true.
Clearly he is the one who should have asked the question to 'He who can do no wrong and is forgiven every crap performance that the team he sends out produce' otherwise known as Owen Coyle.
63 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 19:30
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
largehat wrote:It's all going to be fine, Burnley have just lost 4-0 at Cheltenham.
You watch Sky Sports then.
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64 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 19:33
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Largehat you bellend, don't feed us false hope again.
65 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 19:33
largehat
Frank Worthington
Copper Dragon wrote:
You watch Sky Sports then.
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Bollocks...
Read it on another forum, but happy to stand corrected.
66 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 19:35
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Yes Sky Sports apparently reported it wrong.
Not like them to do that.
Not like them to do that.
68 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 20:08
chipbutty
Nicolas Anelka
Dear Natasha Whittam,
I have noted that you occasionally refer to people as 'Bellend'. I have the impression that this is not a complimentary remark.
I make no claim to having a classic (or even bog standard) education but I must admit that this expression is unknown to me. If you would be so kind as to enlighten me I would be eternally grateful (as long as wearing over-tight clothing is not involved).
Kind regards, chipbutty.
I have noted that you occasionally refer to people as 'Bellend'. I have the impression that this is not a complimentary remark.
I make no claim to having a classic (or even bog standard) education but I must admit that this expression is unknown to me. If you would be so kind as to enlighten me I would be eternally grateful (as long as wearing over-tight clothing is not involved).
Kind regards, chipbutty.
70 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 20:37
largehat
Frank Worthington
True story... I got overheard calling someone a 'bellend' at school and feigned ignorance as to what it meant.
So this 60 year old history teacher told me to stay behind at the end of the lesson.
When everyone had left, he said, "it refers to the shape at the end of your penis."
I could NOT get out of that room fast enough.
So this 60 year old history teacher told me to stay behind at the end of the lesson.
When everyone had left, he said, "it refers to the shape at the end of your penis."
I could NOT get out of that room fast enough.
71 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 20:40
chipbutty
Nicolas Anelka
Sluff, thanks for taking the trouble to reply, but I was rather hoping that Nat would provide the info. The pages of my 3yr old 'Local Wives' mag are a bit stuck together and I felt the need for some inspiration.
72 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sat Aug 04 2012, 21:22
Sluffy
Admin
Oh sorry - forget I said anything and perhaps Natasha will explain things herself for you.
73 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 08:44
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
chipbutty wrote:Dear Natasha Whittam,
I have noted that you occasionally refer to people as 'Bellend'. I have the impression that this is not a complimentary remark.
I make no claim to having a classic (or even bog standard) education but I must admit that this expression is unknown to me. If you would be so kind as to enlighten me I would be eternally grateful (as long as wearing over-tight clothing is not involved).
Kind regards, chipbutty.
Your parents have let you down in the school of life if you don't know what 'bellend' means.
'Bellend' was the insult of choice at Penwortham Girls School for many years, it refers to the tip of a mans penis.
74 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 14:14
chipbutty
Nicolas Anelka
My dear Natasha,
Thank-you for finding the time in your busy schedule to reply to the likes of me (you living in Preston an-all).
I must say however that I am a little disappointed in your response. I was hoping for something a bit more underpants busting. But thanks again.
Kind regards, chipbutty.
Thank-you for finding the time in your busy schedule to reply to the likes of me (you living in Preston an-all).
I must say however that I am a little disappointed in your response. I was hoping for something a bit more underpants busting. But thanks again.
Kind regards, chipbutty.
75 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 14:20
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Chip Butty have you tried Porn? It's not bad.
76 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 15:47
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Chip Butty have you tried Porn? It's not bad.
I always thought you were asexual.
77 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 15:53
largehat
Frank Worthington
Natasha Whittam wrote:Hipster_Nebula wrote:Chip Butty have you tried Porn? It's not bad.
I always thought you were asexual.
78 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 15:57
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Chip Butty have you tried Porn? It's not bad.
Make sure it's lesbian porn though. Apparently you're gay if you watch straight porn.
79 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 16:52
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Hipster_Nebula wrote:Chip Butty have you tried Porn? It's not bad.
Make sure it's lesbian porn though. Apparently you're gay if you watch straight porn.
80 Re: Portsmouth 3-0 Bolton Sun Aug 05 2012, 16:55
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
I read it somewhere.
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