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Someone brushed against my knee 25 years ago

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Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I want it investigated now as I can't get over it now I'm successful and famous.:rofl:

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's getting ridiculous now.

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I touched myself inappropriately on the top deck of a London bus 47 years ago. I'd like it investigated, because the conductor never caught me.  Shocked  

What is this country coming to ? ..dunno..

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:I touched myself inappropriately on the top deck of a London bus 47 years ago.

Bus wanker.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm still waiting for someone to touch me up but i live in hope

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:I'm still waiting for someone to touch me up but i live in hope

KP will PM you his address.

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@gloswhite wrote:I touched myself inappropriately on the top deck of a London bus 47 years ago. I'd like it investigated, because the conductor never caught me.  Shocked  

What is this country coming to ? ..dunno..

Was it a bendy bus? If you're going to "Touch yourself," you're better off travelling by tube.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bollotom2014 wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:I touched myself inappropriately on the top deck of a London bus 47 years ago. I'd like it investigated, because the conductor never caught me.  Shocked  

What is this country coming to ? ..dunno..

Was it a bendy bus? If you're going to "Touch yourself," you're better off travelling by tube.
I bet it was one of these...

Someone brushed against my knee 25 years ago  IMG_1412

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Or one of these.
Someone brushed against my knee 25 years ago  18d3rh9k0g5yqjpg

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fuck me, we just get a 3-3 draw at Sunderland and all people want to talk about is buses!

Twats!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuck me, we just get a 3-3 draw at Sunderland and all people want to talk about is buses!

Twats!
Never mind buses. I nearly choked to death on a chip last night,and you were rooting for the chip.
It's a bloody disgrace.
I've become mentally fragile. Neutral

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuck me, we just get a 3-3 draw at Sunderland and all people want to talk about is buses!

Twats!

Great draw at Sun'lan' last night. Hands up those who went by bus.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuck me, we just get a 3-3 draw at Sunderland and all people want to talk about is buses!

Twats!
Never mind buses. I nearly choked to death on a chip last night,and you were rooting for the chip.
It's a bloody disgrace.
I've become mentally fragile. Neutral
I've been pretty sure for sometime that you are mentally fragile.

Welcome to the club.

Mindfulness can help. Contact your local U3A for classes.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuck me, we just get a 3-3 draw at Sunderland and all people want to talk about is buses!

Twats!
Never mind buses. I nearly choked to death on a chip last night,and you were rooting for the chip.
It's a bloody disgrace.
I've become mentally fragile. Neutral
I've been pretty sure for sometime that you are mentally fragile.

Welcome to the club.

Mindfulness can help. Contact your local U3A for classes.
Had a look at U3A. They're having a national weekend of Petanque.
Don't think they're my kind of people. Surprised

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fallon has resigned now and there must be more to it, you wouldn't resign for putting your hand on a lady's knee 15 years ago. There must be other allegations waiting to come out.

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
If even the wankers at The Mail are admitting that "the list" is real, we can assume it's genuine.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5029877/Tories-dirty-dossier-REVEALED.html

A failing government using blackmail and coercion to scramble policy through at Westminster....what could possibly go wrong there?

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Its not just the government. What about the girl who was raped by a Labour party official, and told to keep it quiet ? There are no party lines in this, although I do believe that some people seem to be going over the top. Fallon obviously believes there may be more to come, but he owned up, which was a good sign. Lets get this phase over with, punish whoever needs punishing, and get on with running the country.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
He got the sack.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The monumental prick stood there as if he was making a noble sacrifice.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@gloswhite wrote:Its not just the government. What about the girl who was raped by a Labour party official, and told to keep it quiet ? There are no party lines in this, although I do believe that some people seem to be going over the top. Fallon obviously believes there may be more to come, but he owned up, which was a good sign. Lets get this phase over with, punish whoever needs punishing, and get on with running the country.
You know you must not criticise the Labour Party.

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@boltonbonce wrote:The monumental prick stood there as if he was making a noble sacrifice.
A good upstanding character then ? Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:The monumental prick stood there as if he was making a noble sacrifice.
A good upstanding character then ? Very Happy
Very Happy We'll see.
Maybe he'll fight back,with the simple sword of truth,and the trusty shield of fair play.

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I doubt it. These are politicians were talking about. About as much use as :

Tits on a bull,
Ashtray on a motorbike
Chocolate teapot
A one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

(add as appropriate)  Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:I doubt it. These are politicians were talking about. About as much use as :

Tits on a bull,
Ashtray on a motorbike
Chocolate teapot
A one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

(add as appropriate)  Very Happy
An inflatable dart board.
A one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse.

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Fallon stated that he expected the standards of the forces to be high and that included him. I wonder when he was last in Afghanistan and/or Iraq up to his neck and crapping himself. And as it was Hartley Brewer he touched up, he's lucky she didn't rip has feckin arm off. Having said that I've touched many a WRAF officers' knee or arm or back of head but only to alert them of some upcoming conflict. 
As Norpig opined, there's more to come out. Don't you wish that there were times our government practised what they preached?

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
??   I genuinely can't see when touching up a WRAF, no matter what part, can be justified.

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I always wondered why the RAF and WRNS had better looking (mostly) women than us pongo's

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@gloswhite wrote:I doubt it. These are politicians were talking about. About as much use as :

Tits on a bull,
Ashtray on a motorbike
Chocolate teapot
A one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

(add as appropriate)  Very Happy
An inflatable dart board.
A one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse.
A smoke alarm with a snooze button!!!

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think I got a bit excited then! Very Happy

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Only last week a woman inappropriately ran her hand up my thigh and started stroking my knob whilst I was sat on a barstool in the pub. I was thinking about calling the police but after some consideration I decided that on balance I quite like the missus when she's had a few glasses of wine.
Still, it's the principle of the thing...

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