A couple of weeks ago he pleaded guilty to common assault. Of a woman. The massive bellend.
Roughing up a woman, what a big man he is. But how is he rewarded? By getting a chance with Bolton Wanderers Football Club.
Shame on Parky, shame on Ken, shame on any Bolton fan who doesn't join me in condemning this parasite. From this day forward I will refuse to acknowledge his name, from now on he will be known as "twatface". Not to be confused with Johnny, who is "fuckface".
I am ashamed we have signed this player. I am going to boo the gimp every time he touches the ball.
Listen up twatface, if you like beating up women I'll send you my address. I'd have you licking my boots inside 2 minutes you absolute fuckwit.