You bunch of complete arsewipes.

You heard me. My 65th Birthday,and not a titter. Here I am,on my first day as a bona fide old man,and not one of you bastards can take a second to wish me a happy birthday.
Even Johnny has let me down.....even Johnny.
I expect it from Nat,the miserable old cow,but the rest of you?
Well,this is a game changer,you bunch of cock juggling butt monkey's. I'm going to have a shave,put on my rather impressive jammies (blue,with pale blue piping. 1 pocket),and take myself off to bed,where I can watch an episode of Last of the Summer Wine in peace.
I might not come back.
Bastards.

Congratulations on making an old man Bonce, what's it like? can you suddenly not do stuff that you used to do

Happy Birthday Boncey!

Here's a cake for you!...

I don't get involved in birthday threads, they are beneath me.

But happy birthday Bonce, you massive bellend.

Belated birthday wishes from me.

Hope you had a great day and received your own body weight in slippers.

Here's to the next 65 years!

You forgot mine. Just getting my own back. But expect I hope you've had a good day and a brilliant next year xxx

Happy Birthday

You've been let down, Bonce. What a bunch of selfish bastards!

Im sorry bonce
i dont know what to say
I feel completely ashamed
I missed your birthday

I feel so bad
Like such a clot
Ive been run off my feet
And completely forgot

Im hoping this rhyme
Will make up for it a bit
To help me stop feeling
Completely like shit

So now its done
And i have been told
Happy birthday bonce
God you are young

sorry Boncey i usually do the birthday threads but i wasn't on here yesterday  

Cock juggling butt monkeys??
Hope you enjoy the next 65!!

Belated Congratulations Boncey. 

Oh, Boncey, our most entertaining poster, how could we forget you on your special day!     Brucie would never forgive us....but I hope you will.....

I'm just about over it now. Had a lovely card from a Mr V. Putin, who said some very nice things about me. He must have been baking at the time,because there seemed to be flour inside it. Still,nice he took the time.
Nothing from Breadman. He's been in a bad mood since I set fire to his mobile chip van.
Pity the lead up to my big day was so depressing. A horrible performance at the Macron,manure making the Cup Final,Wigan,and probably Blackburn coming back up. It was a perfect storm.
Just hope it all goes well for us on Tuesday night,and Barnsley get a pasting.
In passing,no one thought to buy me a pair of slippers. The only decent present I got was a rather nice Shinola watch. Classy.
Anyway,thanks for all the good wishes,they're much appreciated. Despite me having to prod you with a stick.
Did I really forget your birthday Manda? I can't believe that. If I did,please forgive me. I'm an old man.

You massive gobshite, you said you weren't coming back.

The party venue is already booked and they won't refund my deposit.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You massive gobshite, you said you weren't coming back.

The party venue is already booked and they won't refund my deposit.

I said 'might'.
You've obviously become over excited at the prospect of me going away,and have jumped in too quickly.
If I were you,I'd go ahead with the party,and give it a Chorley theme. It might take your mind off the garbage being served up at the Macron.

Sorry Bonce Happy Bithday I will join you later this year we can compare bus pass pictures

wessy wrote:Sorry Bonce Happy Bithday I will join you later this year we can compare bus pass pictures

Do they allow hanky's on the head?

Sorry Bonce, I've not been looking at the forum much lately.

Belated Happy Birthday, and welcome to the Old farts Club.

gloswhite wrote:Sorry Bonce, I've not been looking at the forum much lately.

Belated Happy Birthday, and welcome to the Old farts Club.

No worries Glos,I was too busy to look in myself if truth be told. 

Cheaper season ticket next season though,so that's a bonus. Just hope we're still in the Championship.