On Saturday night Cecil took me to a posh restaurant, you know the sort, cloth napkins, no tomato ketchup on the tables, no instructions on how to use a knife and fork, etc.
Anyway, I am cursed whenever I eat out. It doesn't matter which restaurant I go to, I always get seated near the toilets. It doesn't matter if the restaurant is half empty, they will still seat me at the nearest table to the bogs.
So I have to spend the evening watching fat sweaty blokes doing themselves up as they exit the bogs.
Is this something that only happens to me, or do others experience this same phenomenon?
Anyway, I am cursed whenever I eat out. It doesn't matter which restaurant I go to, I always get seated near the toilets. It doesn't matter if the restaurant is half empty, they will still seat me at the nearest table to the bogs.
So I have to spend the evening watching fat sweaty blokes doing themselves up as they exit the bogs.
Is this something that only happens to me, or do others experience this same phenomenon?