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What is/was your position?
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Copper Dragon
Hipster_Nebula
Numpty 28723
aaron_bwfc
largehat
Reebok_Rebel
Bernard Dennis Park
Natasha Whittam
Angry Dad
Sluffy
bwfc71
BoltonTillIDie
jayjay23
Banks of the Croal
doffcocker
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22 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 17:14
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I thought your position would've been the receiving end of doggy style.
hmm, no you thought wrong.
23 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 18:15
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Right back or goalkeeper.
Mick Mills or Ray Clemence.
Mick Mills or Ray Clemence.
24 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 18:15
Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
doffcocker wrote:I'm a striker.
I'm not very fast, but I can take it past people. I was famous at school for having a hell of a shot on me with both feet and I'm the sort to chase everything down.
I'm also an excellent crosser of the ball so I can drift out wide and play on either wing - my stronger foot is my right so I prefer the left side so I can bring the ball inside and cross or shoot.
What position do/did you play?
Right wing and should definately have picked for the school team
Not bitter, you understand
25 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 20:15
Keegan
Admin
Coyle would've picked me - right-footed left back, mostly. Right-winger as a schoolboy, enjoyed playing on the flanks so I could use my speed. Well-muscled thumbs now because of Fifa.
26 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 20:28
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Keegan wrote:Coyle would've picked me - right-footed left back, mostly.
Would you have spent half your Bolton career injured like your left-back hero?
27 Re: What is/was your position? Mon Aug 20 2012, 20:38
Keegan
Admin
Natasha Whittam wrote:Keegan wrote:Coyle would've picked me - right-footed left back, mostly.
Would you have spent half your Bolton career injured like your left-back hero?
No, I would have spent it scoring spectacular 25-yard volleys every other week.
28 Re: What is/was your position? Tue Aug 21 2012, 08:32
TheHateCamel
David Lee
Midfield General, though for half a pub league season I ended up as a makeshift striker and scored eleven in fifteen games, 7. Of which were with my head. Turton's answer to Tim Cahill.
29 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:23
jayjay23
Tony Kelly
bwfc71 wrote:At school I was a defender, in 6th form I was a goalkeeper, in my works 5-a-side I was a goalkeeper and when we played inter-office competitions (created and organised by me between Manchester, Edinburgh, Sheffield, London and Nottingham) I didn't play but watched from the sidelines.
Sorry. I have to say this but don't mean to be offensive.
School = Defender = 9.5 stone.
College = Goalie = 12.5 stone.
Work = 5 aside keeper = 15 stone.
Subsequent competitions = manager = 19 stone.
(I hope you take it in the spirit intended. It just sounds like your position related to your weight at the time, ie fat kid gets stuck in net and so on...)
30 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 02:27
jayjay23
Tony Kelly
Isn't it funny that we all thought we were pretty good by the sounds of it. All "could have made it but for..."
31 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 08:41
TheHateCamel
David Lee
jayjay23 wrote:Isn't it funny that we all thought we were pretty good by the sounds of it. All "could have made it but for..."
Don't get me wrong, didn't say I was any good. Pub league footy in Bolton is pretty crap so it's all relative. I'm pretty average tbh
32 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 12:41
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I was the best, if I'd been born 10 years later you'd have been watching me at the Olympics. Hope Powell's words, not mine.
33 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 12:46
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:I was the best, if I'd been born 10 years later you'd have been watching me at the Olympics. Hope Powell's words, not mine.
34 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 12:58
largehat
Frank Worthington
Natasha Whittam wrote:I was the best, if I'd been born 10 years later you'd have been watching me at the Olympics. Hope Powell's words, not mine.
I don't think trans-sexual football has quite gained the level of impetus needed to be considered for the Olympic programme.
35 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 15:02
JakeSnake
David Lee
I play as a centre mid and still play in the Stockport metro league.
I am renowned for my surging runs and venomous strikes
I have been scouted by Stockport County and Crewe Alexandra but didn't join.... Just had trials... But at 13 there's still plenty to come...
I am renowned for my surging runs and venomous strikes
I have been scouted by Stockport County and Crewe Alexandra but didn't join.... Just had trials... But at 13 there's still plenty to come...
36 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 15:04
doffcocker
Ivan Campo
JakeSnake wrote:I play as a centre mid and still play in the Stockport metro league.
I am renowned for my surging runs and venomous strikes
Are you free tonight?
37 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 15:08
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
doffcocker wrote:
Are you free tonight?
Stop grooming him, he's 13.
38 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 15:10
doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Stop grooming him, he's 13.
I know, I'm amazed. Not in a sexual sense, you understand.
39 Re: What is/was your position? Fri Aug 24 2012, 18:19
Guest
Guest
I was goalkeeper. I was awesome. I was great at narrowing the angles, no one got round or past me. If I hadn't found women I might have played professionally.
40 Re: What is/was your position? Sat Aug 25 2012, 00:16
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Looking at you, think it would've took all day to get round you.
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