Do You Fight Like A Girl?

I'm watching a great programme on Channel 5, Fights, Camera, Action! is basically dashcam/mobile phone clips of people getting into scraps over very minor things. Sluffy's in at least five of the clips.

Anyway, what struck me is how few of the men can actually fight. Even big blokes up against tiny blokes punch like 5 year olds and have absolutely no co-ordination.

On the other hand, the women go for each other like it's life and death.

So, have men forgotten how to fight? If Norpig and Boggers met up for a fight, would they end up braiding each others hair?

Have you ever been in a proper fight? Would you fancy yourself if you were involved in a brawl? If your other half insisted you defend her honour, what would you do?

I would defend her honor, and get 7 shades of shit knocked out of me, but it would prove to be the wisest option for the years to follow. 

I got jumped on once and had no other option but to fight.

Luckily my dad had received proper self defence training during the war and taught me some of it when I was growing up.

The bloke who attacked me was arrested and prosecuted.

I was banged up a bit at the time but had done enough to fight him off, without anything serious done to me.

I won't go into much more personal detail except to say he knew where I would be at certain times for weeks and months afterwards but never tried to jump me again.

My dad taught me to talk your way out of fights if you can but if you can't always hurt the other person enough that they never come back for more.

Seems I was able to manage that the only time I've ever needed to.

Hopefully I'll never need be put to the test again.

I’m a lover not a fighter...

I never get into these situations.

I'm so dull,paint watches me dry.

You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.

karlypants wrote:I’m a lover not a fighter...

So if someone puts his hand on Mrs KP's arse, you try to shag him?

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.

Arrange a fight between me and him.

Boggersbelief wrote:Arrange a fight between me and him.

Ok, sluffy is up for it too.

Slough McDonalds, behind the bins, 2pm Wednesday afternoon.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Arrange a fight between me and him.

Ok, sluffy is up for it too.

Slough McDonalds, behind the bins, 2pm Wednesday afternoon.

Is he bringing kp for back up?

Boggersbelief wrote:Is he bringing kp for back up?

No, a KP blow job for the winner.

Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

gloswhite wrote:Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

Norpig thought the opposite

Boggersbelief wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Hang on, I said I would fight, but now I've seen what the winner might get, I'm having second thoughts.

Norpig thought the opposite

  still love you Billy Bullshitter

I've been in a few scraps but not for many years. I'm not very big or tough but can take a punch well enough and Boggers certainly wouldn't trouble me 

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of soft bastards, looks like sluffy is cock of Nuts.

Never in doubt.

Norpig wrote:I'm not very big or tough but can take a punch well enough

You need to stand up to Mrs Norpig.