Ken Anderson - update.

boltonbonce wrote:Is he local?

He is if you live in Shap.

There once was a chairman called Ken
Who bought Bolton Wanderers and then
Gave his son a job
His son was a knob
& now we have a keeper called Ben

There was a young man called Norpig
Who went behind the bins for a cig
KP pulled out his knob
Gave a blow job
And home went a very happy Pig

I wonder what rhymes with Bonce?

There was a young man called Bonce
Natasha thought he was a bit of a ponce
So he pulled down his pants
And cried "give me a chance!"
But laughter was the only response

 Could have been worse I suppose.

Thanks for the 'young' though.

Cash flow is key in business,
If you run out you're in distress,
But never fear,
Twitter Marc is here,
To stir up the thick and clueless.

Natasha was known to be flighty
And frequently raised up her nightie
Although terribly singed
Never once has she whinged
And to Cecil she's Queen Aphrodite.

boltonbonce wrote:Natasha was known to be flighty
And frequently raised up her nightie
Although terribly singed
Never once has she whinged
And to Cecil she's Queen Aphrodite.

Ok, that made me laugh.

Bullery.

Bolton don't often win
When they do they're showered with praise
If you want to know what Sluffy really thinks
Just read Wanderers Ways

Kane57 wrote:Bolton don't often win
When they do they're showered with praise
If you want to know what Sluffy really thinks
Just read Wanderers Ways

???

Not sure what you are getting at but I don't say anything different there than I do here on Nuts?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Natasha was known to be flighty
And frequently raised up her nightie
Although terribly singed
Never once has she whinged
And to Cecil she's Queen Aphrodite.

Ok, that made me laugh.

Bullery.

Made me laugh too. Poem of the day Boncey

What's happening? People looking for a Ken Anderson update are in for a surprise. 

A busy night on here - that's a new one

If Ken's a bit of a fighter,
Is Deano a tad of a blighter?
He paid 50P
And departed with glee
With the club a million quid lighter

Might be a chance to make a few bob on the side here boys and girls.
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Any word on whether the players have been paid or not? (sorry this doesn't rhyme)

finlaymcdanger wrote:Any word on whether the players have been paid or not? (sorry this doesn't rhyme)

Iles says they have been. Proper upset, I shouldn't wonder.

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Is that the Government riding the people whilst dangling the unattainable Brexit carrot in front of them? That's deep Bonce.