Your First Date

Natasha Whittam · 21 Re: Your First Date Sun Aug 26 2012, 21:39

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bwfc71 wrote:
I remember the school years as:-

Infant 1,2,3

Junior 1,2,3,4

1st Year, 2nd Year, 3rd Year, 4th Year, 5th Year

6th Form/College of Further Education/Technical Colleges

College of Higher Education/Polytechnic/University

Far easier to understand!!!!!!!

Couldn't agree more.

largehat · 22 Re: Your First Date Sun Aug 26 2012, 22:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm literally seething because you've spoilt this thread.

Numpty 28723 · 23 Re: Your First Date Sun Aug 26 2012, 22:33

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I was about 15 and we went to the cinema. During the interval my date went to the ladies which you got to through a door at the side of the screen down at the front.

I was getting slightly concerned when she hadn't come back half an hour into the second half of the film. I didn't do anything about it though because, being my first date, I wasn't quite sure of the etiquette in this particular situation.

Then I noticed there was a bit of a commotion going on down at the front and next thing I knew, the manager's running down the aisle and comes back up carrying the unconscious body of my girl friend over his shoulder.

It turned out being on a date with me was such an overwhelming experience for the poor girl, she'd fainted in the bogs.

Angry Dad · 24 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 00:08

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1st year of junior school just out of the infants this girl christine something or other didnt know her but she was my desk mate anyway she said i want to play with your willy and she did. just got it out and messed about with it for ages, my first lesson of the junior school it was, remember being a bit shocked but i didnt stop her. She was always at it after that until we got seperated by the teacher.

Angry Dad · 25 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 01:20

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That reminds me of another girl in my class in juniors Sandra Davis she used to have this dreamy look on her face during lessons, she was doing something with her hand up her skirt . Turned out she liked to stick her finger up her bum during lessons. Thinking back on it now maybe she had worms.

largehat · 26 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 01:22

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I want to write Angry Dad's biography.

TheHateCamel · 27 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 13:36

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It would be considered far too ludicrous for the non-fiction section and far too filthy for the normal book shops, so a sure fire best seller then. Laughing

Natasha Whittam · 28 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 13:37

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50 Shades of Angry Dad

Angry Dad · 29 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 14:46

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Just remembered Christine Buckley, been trying to remember since last night and it came to me.

bwfc71 · 30 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 15:16

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Angry Dad wrote:Just remembered Christine Buckley, been trying to remember since last night and suddenly i came.

Possibly a bit too much info AD! Shocked

Lyric Todkill · 31 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 18:22

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Can't remember

But I once went out with a girl from Hull

Angry Dad · 32 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 18:29

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Lyric Todkill wrote:Can't remember

But I once went out with a girl from Hull

Had a mate a long time ago that shagged a bird called scunthorpe nell a biker bird that had it on the back of her leather jacket, what a dog. I am always amazed at what some blokes will shag it even had warts.

Mr Magoo · 33 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 18:40

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Angry Dad wrote:

Lyric Todkill wrote:Can't remember

But I once went out with a girl from Hull

Had a mate a long time ago that shagged a bird called scunthorpe nell a biker bird that had it on the back of her leather jacket, what a dog. I am always amazed at what some blokes will shag it even had warts.

That's no way to talk about Natasha, i think she as lost the wart's now.

Natasha Whittam · 34 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 19:05

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Mr Magoo wrote:

That's no way to talk about Natasha, i think she as lost the wart's now.

No, the one on my Adam's Apple is proving difficult to shift.

Keegan · 35 Re: Your First Date Mon Aug 27 2012, 22:14

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Natasha Whittam wrote:50 Shades of Angry Dad

I'll buy the first two copies. One to read, one for display only.

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Your First Date

21 Re: Your First Date Sun Aug 26 2012, 21:39

Natasha Whittam

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largehat

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Numpty 28723

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Angry Dad

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Angry Dad

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largehat

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TheHateCamel

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Natasha Whittam

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Angry Dad

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bwfc71

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Lyric Todkill

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Angry Dad

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Mr Magoo

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Natasha Whittam

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Keegan

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