Choose six

We're now doomed to football in league 1 and that presumably means a clear out of all the dross that plays for us.
Which players  from the first team squad should we try to retain. Limit it to 6 ( if you think 6 are worth retaining).
I'd keep: 

Matthews
Connel
Otzumer
Beevers  
Hobbs
Little

Lofty the Lion,
That ball boy who squints a lot,
The bloke with the drum (but not the drum),
The stadium announcer who can not pronounce his 'r's',
Titch the 5foot 2inch, 8 stone, security guard,
and of course Doris the tea lady.

Guaranteed promotion with those six with Parkinson playing hoof ball to Titch playing up front on his own.

(Well maybe not guaranteed promotion then but certainly play-offs).

sorry Rammy but for me Beevers is fucking garbage !

i would go with 

Bounce
RT
Norpig
Nat
BTID
Sluffy

This as long as we have a club to support (rest of you on the bench)

The 6 of us couldn't do any worse than that shower yesterday 

Norpig would play the Buckley role.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Norpig would play the Buckley role.

I'd be up front, causing havoc. But I need the ball played to feet.

boltonbonce wrote:I'd be up front, causing havoc. But I need the ball played to feet.

You weren't picked, he chose Bounce not Bonce.

You can share the after match rub down duties with KP.

I identify as bounce. I have rights.

Sounds like fun Nat!

I'll be the hard bastard at the back in the role of Dave MacKay, Tommy Smith, Chopper Harris - which was the role I used to play way back, although these days I'd be sent off for the first 'hello' tackle I made no doubt.

boltonbonce wrote:I identify as bounce. I have rights.

My bad it's how i fondly think of him Built my team around bonce

wessy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I identify as bounce. I have rights.

My bad it's how i fondly think of him Built my team around bonce

Very wise. When I'm in the zone, I'm unplayable.

wessy wrote:Built my team around bonce

You must have been reading 'Parky's Guide To Football Management'.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wessy wrote:Built my team around bonce

You must have been reading 'Parky's Guide To Football Management'.

I've made defender's cry.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wessy wrote:Built my team around bonce

You must have been reading 'Parky's Guide To Football Management'.

I've made defender's cry.

Slippered up and ready to go then Bonce!

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I'd prefer zip ups, Sluffy, but I like the look of those. Perfect for my banana free kicks.

Sluffy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wessy wrote:Built my team around bonce

You must have been reading 'Parky's Guide To Football Management'.

I've made defender's cry.

Slippered up and ready to go then Bonce!

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I like your kitchen tiles.

Is his right foot enormous, or is it perspective?

boltonbonce wrote:Is his right foot enormous, or is it perspective?

Have we discovered Bigfoot at long last?