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1Cats Empty Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:21

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Any cat lovers on here? I just love them amazing creatures, i have two persians and one that just came in through the dormer window and stayed. He's huge a tabby looks like a tiger lots of battle scars and he's really taken to me i was calling him thing for about a week until i overheard a couple of old girls in the village store saying  thankfully that murgatroyed hasn't been round recently what a great name for a thug of a cat. I tried it out when i got back and it's him alright, postman says nobody owns him and told me he's a monster terrorises dogs and once when he was chasing a fox he crashed right through a garden fence. He gets through 4 cans of  food a day.

2Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:33

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nope. Can't stand them!

3Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)

4Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:48

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)
Laughing

5Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 13:53

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin


The only good thing about cats -

6Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 16:43

sunlight

sunlight
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Sluffy wrote:
The only good thing about cats -


I love that musical, memory is a timeless classic tune. It makes me sad when I listen to it.
I like Cats. The only downside is that they still dont understand the difference between whats mine and whats theirs, particularly with knowing whats mine.

7Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 17:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

8Cats Empty Re: Cats Wed Aug 07 2019, 18:37

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I like them as long as they stay out of my garden.

9Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49

y2johnny

y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

karlypants wrote:Nope. Can't stand them!
This

10Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49

y2johnny

y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

boltonbonce wrote:As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
And this

11Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:09

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.

12Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:33

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.

13Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.
Nat will probably be reincarnated as a cat.
Cats Ff975c0b4d5f4cd130b8467b65f55ada

14Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:51

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
Has it shit on your bed yet?

15Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:03

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

We all love a happy ending!

16Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
Has it shit on your bed yet?
Nope don't know where he does his business.

17Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:53

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

18Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:27

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

"Cat Shitting On Toilet"

Just another day in the world of Bonce's Google searches.

19Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:34

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Cats make my pubes itch

20Cats Empty Re: Cats Thu Aug 08 2019, 15:16

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch
I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes?  Very Happy

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