HomeAny cat lovers on here? I just love them amazing creatures, i have two persians and one that just came in through the dormer window and stayed. He's huge a tabby looks like a tiger lots of battle scars and he's really taken to me i was calling him thing for about a week until i overheard a couple of old girls in the village store saying thankfully that murgatroyed hasn't been round recently what a great name for a thug of a cat. I tried it out when i got back and it's him alright, postman says nobody owns him and told me he's a monster terrorises dogs and once when he was chasing a fox he crashed right through a garden fence. He gets through 4 cans of food a day.
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2 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Nope. Can't stand them!
3 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)
4 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 11:48
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:When I see one I always get the urge to sharpen my pencil.)
6 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 16:43
sunlight
Andy Walker
I love that musical, memory is a timeless classic tune. It makes me sad when I listen to it.
I like Cats. The only downside is that they still dont understand the difference between whats mine and whats theirs, particularly with knowing whats mine.
7 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 17:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8 Re: Cats on Wed Aug 07 2019, 18:37
Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
I like them as long as they stay out of my garden.
9 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
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This@karlypants wrote:Nope. Can't stand them!
10 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 07:49
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
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And this@boltonbonce wrote:As someone once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
11 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:09
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
12 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:33
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.
13 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat will probably be reincarnated as a cat.@Angry Dad wrote:Wonder if Nat's got a little pussy or a big one like murgatroyed women generally have big pussies i find.
14 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 10:51
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Has it shit on your bed yet?@Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
16 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 12:46
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Nope don't know where he does his business.@karlypants wrote:Has it shit on your bed yet?@Angry Dad wrote:He's very considerate he brought me an adder and plonked it on the bed while i was having a lazy morning.
18 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:27
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
"Cat Shitting On Toilet"
Just another day in the world of Bonce's Google searches.
Just another day in the world of Bonce's Google searches.
19 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 13:34
finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
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Location : New York
Cats make my pubes itch
20 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 15:16
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes?@finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch
21 Re: Cats on Thu Aug 08 2019, 15:29
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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To be fair Glos, I always had Fin down to be the ripped 6-pack waxed kind of bloke!@gloswhite wrote:I don't understand Finlay. Why do they have access to your pubes?@finlaymcdanger wrote:Cats make my pubes itch
22 Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 11:41
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Interesting read today that lots of men are dumping their girlfriends and a CAT.
23 Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 11:44
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
A few cats live round us and they shit in my garden- so I'd take a shotgun to them ,if I had a shotgun.
Can't stand the arrogant little bastards.
Can't stand the arrogant little bastards.
25 Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 12:30
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
@Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.
I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats
26 Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 12:50
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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I was going to suggest this.@rammywhite wrote:@Angry Dad wrote:should be getting a cat.
I've got a dog thanks- I might train him to kill cats
28 Re: Cats on Fri Aug 09 2019, 15:02
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Murgatroyed is all muscle with a right pair of shoulders on him one of the neighbours said he had a badger cornered with blood pouring from it's face. He's a maniac it seems in a fight but a soft bugger sitting on my lap purring although he doesn't like me getting up or moving so i have to put up with adverts or i'll get a swipe and as he's sitting on my crotch it's not a good idea. The postman makes me laugh every time he asks is he in and i say no he's probably under a bush on the drive to which he looks edgy@boltonbonce wrote:Cat's usually win in a scrap.
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