Where to find the most stunning women.

You will find them in orchestra's playing the Cello or Violin absolute stunners especially abroad.

@boltonbonce wrote:

I wonder if she wants to sell her stool.

Calm down AD. Take one of these every three hours, and lie down in a dark room.

Preston.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Preston.

Do you mean here  ?

Which one are you Nat?

None of them, but if I was an Escort I'd clean up.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:None of them, but if I was an Escort I'd clean up.

For the money I pay, I expect the escort to clean up. 

(Actually, the nearest I'd get to an escort is to buy an old Ford or is that an old banger)? 

I paid £400 for an escort in Preston once.

I slipped it in first and there was this awful grinding noise that just got worse and worse. After a few days I realised that the old girl was knackered and TBF I knew that her bottom was about to fall out when I paid for her but I was prepared to put up with it for that price. Rode her everywhere for a couple of years but when she wanted more and more money thrown at her, I decided enough was enough and took her to the knackers yard.

@wanderlust wrote:I paid £400 for an escort in Preston once.

I slipped it in first and there was this awful grinding noise that just got worse and worse. After a few days I realised that the old girl was knackered and TBF I knew that her bottom was about to fall out when I paid for her but I was prepared to put up with it for that price. Rode her everywhere for a couple of years but when she wanted more and more money thrown at her, I decided enough was enough and took her to the knackers yard.

A strange coincidence, that, a knackered old escort hailing from Preston?