Back seat Shag

I'm seeing this right goer from Hyde right now, the first woman I've dated where no money changed hands for nearly three years. She's only 21 and still living at home with her parents so we can't go back to her place. I'm ashamed to take her back to my dive in Denton so we've been a bit stumped as to where to go for a quick shag (is there any other kind?).

Anyway, we were so horny last night she suggested doing it on the back seat of my Ford Focus. Fine with me....or so I thought. Have you ever tried to have sex in the back seat of a car? It's bloody impossible. If it's not the seat belt getting rammed up your arse, you're scratching your dick on the floor mats.

Am I alone in sharing the back seat of a car with the opposite sex? Any positive stories, or was it a complete waste of time like my experience?

Is this a joke? Surely everyone has had intercourse on the back seat. I once had three Blackburn lasses at the same time on the back seat of my Nissan Sunny.

Quent you perve, I can assure you I have never had sex in a car, not even before I became a virgin.

Get a room, you perve!

Are Bolton fans sexually repressed?

Spent many a happy evaning on the back seet of my VW beetle in the 70s.

thankfully i've not had this "pleasure" yet, but thanks for asking quent.

Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?

Sir Nut's Dad wrote:Spent many a happy evaning on the back seet of my VW beetle in the 70s.

I'll bet you did. Fast asleep no doubt.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?

Someone from work.

bwfc71 wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?

Someone from work.

was his name Clifford

I shagged the wife on the roof of the merc it had to go to the body shop to get the dents out and needed a new screen from the damage by her high heels.

Angry Dad wrote:I shagged the wife on the roof of the merc it had to go to the body shop to get the dents out and needed a new screen from the damage by her high heels.

You should have bought a soft top, that way, you could just retract it when you were feeling fruity.

P.S. Have you got any footage of the occasion on your computer ? If so, I'm happy to take a look at it for you.

Don't make the same mistake as me and shag one of those bints from fatslags.co.uk in the back of your car.