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1Back seat Shag Empty Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:08

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I'm seeing this right goer from Hyde right now, the first woman I've dated where no money changed hands for nearly three years. She's only 21 and still living at home with her parents so we can't go back to her place. I'm ashamed to take her back to my dive in Denton so we've been a bit stumped as to where to go for a quick shag (is there any other kind?).

Anyway, we were so horny last night she suggested doing it on the back seat of my Ford Focus. Fine with me....or so I thought. Have you ever tried to have sex in the back seat of a car? It's bloody impossible. If it's not the seat belt getting rammed up your arse, you're scratching your dick on the floor mats.

Am I alone in sharing the back seat of a car with the opposite sex? Any positive stories, or was it a complete waste of time like my experience?

2Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:12

Guest


Guest
Is this a joke? Surely everyone has had intercourse on the back seat. I once had three Blackburn lasses at the same time on the back seat of my Nissan Sunny.

3Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:13

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent you perve, I can assure you I have never had sex in a car, not even before I became a virgin.

4Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:15

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
Get a room, you perve!

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

5Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:19

Guest


Guest
Are Bolton fans sexually repressed?

6Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:21

Guest


Guest
Spent many a happy evaning on the back seet of my VW beetle in the 70s.

7Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:30

Guest


Guest
thankfully i've not had this "pleasure" yet, but thanks for asking quent.

8Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:50

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

9Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 16:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?

10Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 20:03

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Sir Nut's Dad wrote:Spent many a happy evaning on the back seet of my VW beetle in the 70s.

I'll bet you did. Fast asleep no doubt.

11Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 22:10

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?



Someone from work.

12Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 22:13

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@bwfc71 wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@bwfc71 wrote:Ford Focus is a tight squeeze but ever tried it in a peugeot 207? Now that is a squeeze but wel worth it!

Who was the lucky lady?



Someone from work.



was his name Clifford

13Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 22:41

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I shagged the wife on the roof of the merc it had to go to the body shop to get the dents out and needed a new screen from the damage by her high heels.

14Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 22:55

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:I shagged the wife on the roof of the merc it had to go to the body shop to get the dents out and needed a new screen from the damage by her high heels.

You should have bought a soft top, that way, you could just retract it when you were feeling fruity.

P.S. Have you got any footage of the occasion on your computer ? If so, I'm happy to take a look at it for you.

15Back seat Shag Empty Re: Back seat Shag on Tue Sep 18 2012, 23:24

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Don't make the same mistake as me and shag one of those bints from fatslags.co.uk in the back of your car.

Back seat Shag Sinking_car

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