Coronavirus - will we survive?

One of the things people need to keep in mind is going to the toilet at work, shops or public venues.

I went for a pleasant stroll around Virginia Water with my daughter on Fathers Day but wasn't too happy about the crowds there but it was just about within reason for me (bearing in mind my age and condition into account) but I wouldn't have wanted to share the toilets with so many others - statistically I'm going to be around someone with the virus - and on more than one occasion - sooner or later and probably have been already.

Got me thinking about how I would need to think ahead if I were to be out in the public in future.

Certainly can't imagine wanting to have a session in a pub until all this is resolved.

People keep telling me to stay locked in the house. I'm quite touched by their concern.

boltonbonce wrote:People keep telling me to stay locked in the house. I'm quite touched by their concern.

Protecting the NHS.  Don’t want to see you taking up their valuable time with one of your many accidents

BoltonTillIDie wrote:
Protecting the NHS.  Don’t want to see you taking up their valuable time with one of your many accidents

Never thought of that. I assumed they didn't like me.

boltonbonce wrote:
Never thought of that. I assumed they didn't like me.

It could be the slippers and the tea cosy you wear on your head.

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
Never thought of that. I assumed they didn't like me.

It could be the slippers and the tea cosy you wear on your head.

I always knew Bonce had a thing for Nora Batty!

Is this a Nuts board meeting I wonder?

Not sure if I dreamt this or not, but didn't Boris suggest that we should sign in when we go to the pub?
You know - for contact tracing if half the village dies.
That said, "I'm going to walk the dog", "I'm still at the office", "I've been helping MI6 with a matter of national importance which unfortunately, due to the Official Secrets Act, I can't explain to you....since Friday" and other creative reasons for being in the pub will now be subject to scrutiny as an official record will be kept. 

Questions, questions....

I will definitely be going to check out how folk handle it and if anyone breaks the rules I'm off.

Johnson has said that in order to social distance in the Pub, that people should have a Catheter fitted, but with a heavy duty bin-liner instead of those little plastic bags they usually have, that wont need emptying until you get home. And to fill your table with pints so as not to have to keep ordering.

With the recognition that meat processing factories are showing as the sources for recent outbreaks, wouldn't it be ironic if the only way to be sure of safe meat was to chlorinate it?  
XM, your biggest fear may yet become reality, so have you thought of becoming a vegetarian ? 

gloswhite wrote:With the recognition that meat processing factories are showing as the sources for recent outbreaks, wouldn't it be ironic if the only way to be sure of safe meat was to chlorinate it?  
XM, your biggest fear may yet become reality, so have you thought of becoming a vegetarian ? 

gloswhite wrote:With the recognition that meat processing factories are showing as the sources for recent outbreaks, wouldn't it be ironic if the only way to be sure of safe meat was to chlorinate it?  
XM, your biggest fear may yet become reality, so have you thought of becoming a vegetarian ? 

No chance!

Will we survive? Driving to the Shops earlier I got the impression that Traffic Lights are optional now.

i hope that's not going to be your defence when you get the summons 

I will tell them it was Prince Philip driving.

No say it was Dominic Cummings.

xmiles wrote:No say it was Dominic Cummings.

Aye, I will tell them I lent my car to Dominick Cummings so he could go Dogging up at Barnard Castle. Id better not mention the eye test as that got him on a sticky wicket.

What's dogging? Can you bet on it?

boltonbonce wrote:What's dogging? Can you bet on it?

Its 3 to 1 that it was what he was doing up at Barnards Castle, and is why you often see him on Downing street early in the morning wearing a flat cap, and with a copy of the Sporting Times.

Edit. Allegedly.