Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

DUTCH DECOY
		Mark Johnston Tuesday 18 August 2020 Dutch Decoy has been intermittently lame over the last few days, and the vet has diagnosed a suspensory ligament issue on his right fore. Having looked at all the options, we feel the best thing to do is to walk him (on the horse-walker) for a month, before trotting in September and then cantering. He will miss the rest of the turf season, but we can give him a run on the all-weather towards the end of the year, all being well. He's a promising horse, and in giving him the time he needs now, he could continue to run well next year and beyond.

That should save you a few quid Bonce!

Cajunboy wrote:

DUTCH DECOY
		Mark Johnston Tuesday 18 August 2020 Dutch Decoy has been intermittently lame over the last few days, and the vet has diagnosed a suspensory ligament issue on his right fore. Having looked at all the options, we feel the best thing to do is to walk him (on the horse-walker) for a month, before trotting in September and then cantering. He will miss the rest of the turf season, but we can give him a run on the all-weather towards the end of the year, all being well. He's a promising horse, and in giving him the time he needs now, he could continue to run well next year and beyond.

That should save you a few quid Bonce!

Hope he recovers well. I've lost a lot more on the Wanderers than he'd ever lose me.

Yes hope your little horsey soon gets better.

Just had some fishless fingers. Very nice. I have a cupboard full of food masquerading as something else. 



I should add they taste nothing like fish.

Do you not eat fish Boncey? Are you vegan now?

Norpig wrote:Do you not eat fish Boncey? Are you vegan now?

Don't eat fish. I never eat anything that can look back at me, whilst pointing an accusing fin.

Not a vegan though. A vegan spends most of the day telling anyone who'll listen that he/she is a vegan. They bore the arse off everyone.

And rightly so.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-53862037

boltonbonce wrote:A vegan spends most of the day telling anyone who'll listen that he/she is a vegan. They bore the arse off everyone.

So true Boncey.

boltonbonce wrote:A vegan spends most of the day telling anyone who'll listen that he/she is a vegan. They bore the arse off everyone.

Are you sure you're not a vegan?

Is it National pick on Boncey day today? I never got the memo 

He's always making fat jokes about me.

Natasha Whittam wrote:He's always making fat jokes about me.

That's a lie fatso!

Boncey, what in your opinion is the very best vegetarian burger?

Cajunboy wrote:Boncey, what in your opinion is the very best vegetarian burger?

The only burgers I actually eat.

boltonbonce wrote:

The only burgers I actually eat.

Which is?

Quorn Southern Fried Burgers.

Silly question, but do they taste like chicken?

Cajunboy wrote:Silly question, but do they taste like chicken?

They’re delicious. Just put whatever condiments on that you like and they don’t take much getting used to. My wife is veggie and I often prefer her meat free meals.

Cajunboy wrote:Silly question, but do they taste like chicken?

Don't taste anything like chicken, but, as Fin says, they're delicious.