Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

To answer your question, no, it is not.


https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/19385165.man-dressed-batman-hiding-bushes-jumping/

Love Ivor Cutler.

I knew you would.

Just spent ten minutes looking for my ear buds. They were in my ears. This isn't the me I want to be.

I'll feel better when I've put my trousers on.

What a scumbag.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-57554835

This still makes me laugh.

Was about to pen a reply to Nat's tradesman's entrance problem, but the post has disappeared. Has there been a cock up?

The mods are trying to silence me.

boltonbonce wrote:Was about to pen a reply to Nat's tradesman's entrance problem, but the post has disappeared. Has there been a cock up?

I know the problems though, Nat. My mates tradesman's entrance was in a shocking state. Flapping like curtains in a force ten gale.
Maintenance is the key.

boltonbonce wrote:This still makes me laugh.

Karl's Diary was always the highlight of the show. He is a very funny man, I love his books.

I was wondering where it had got to.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9711793/Rescue-team-save-sex-doll-floating-Japanese-harbour-mistaking-drowning-woman.html

Anyone remember Saveen? I liked him. You don't get this kind of quality now.

I always thought I'd look good in a safari suit. I was wrong.

I was foolishly going to ask why you are buying a safari suit, but I stopped myself.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I was foolishly going to ask why you are buying a safari suit, but I stopped myself.

Well, now that you ask, it was given to me by an old dear who runs a local charity shop. She said it was the in thing. She's 88, so I'm not sure she's quite with it fashion wise.
However, I thought it might give me that Stewart Granger look. He was very good in Sanders Of The River, so I thought the look might go down well in my own neck of the woods.
Sadly, it's a bit too big, and I look less Stewart Granger, and more Bill Oddie's dad. Beige doesn't suit me either.
I'll stick it in the next charity bag. 
Fashion tips needed. I'll get that walk in bath gig if it kills me.