Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

I wonder which they objected to the most, Black, or Dyke.

@gloswhite wrote:I wonder which they objected to the most, Black, or Dyke.

Good job the Fairey Engineering band didn't turn up as well.

Actually Bonce, you've just reminded me of an Airfix model I've still got in my attic. A Fairey Rotodyne, a cross between a helicopter and plane.  Hhmm, I might dig that one out, and see if I can be bothered making it.

@gloswhite wrote:Actually Bonce, you've just reminded me of an Airfix model I've still got in my attic. A Fairey Rotodyne, a cross between a helicopter and plane.  Hhmm, I might dig that one out, and see if I can be bothered making it.

It wants to make its bloody mind up before I fly in it.

I know what you mean. Looks good though.

@gloswhite wrote:I know what you mean. Looks good though.

The last Airfix I did was the Bismarck, and that was many years ago. Don't think I'd have the patience or the manual dexterity now.

Preston's businesswoman of the year once claimed to be a model. Now we know who it was for.

Russians Irish dancing.

You know many of you have been warned by Nat not to click on any of my links. Well, you'll find this one very useful, so ignore her.

http://penisland.net/

Anyone who clicks that deserves everything they get.

(I bet it's already in KP's favourites).

I'm at work so no way am i clicking that! I'll be escorted off the premises 

i did, and i have to admit, the ones on show were rather nice. 

Stephen Fry is to thanks for these actual websites:-   www.whorepresents.com

                                                                              www.hollandshitshows.com

                                                                               www.penisland.com

                                                                               www.therapistfinder.com

Do you know Good Harvest, Bonce? Have a feeling this will be right up your street. Harmonies to die for

Yes I've come across them before, and was surprised to learn they were Swedish. I like them a lot.

Just put my Chrome browser into dark mode, and boy, what a difference it makes to my eyes. It looks a little odd at first, but because I spend fair chunks of time on line, it makes the screen so much more readable, and less of a strain.

@karlypants wrote:

Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something about it. pic.twitter.com/ZDVb7zLgZo

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) August 27, 2020

Brilliant!!!

Nice touch.

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Just had my first promotional email from the range regarding Xmas stuff!

@karlypants wrote:Just had my first promotional email from the range regarding Xmas stuff!

Christ, we're not at Halloween yet!

@karlypants wrote:Just had my first promotional email from the range regarding Xmas stuff!

Tell them you wish to unsubscribe as you'e gone upmarket to B&M and Home Bargains. 

Ocado are now teamed up with M&S and they're already pushing their grocery line. Not sure if I'm happy with M&S grub.

I used to be, but prefer Waitrose. Anyway, it'll all be out of date by Christmas 

Just found out that an old friend of mine puts on his deep sea dive watch when he gets in the bath. 

What a tit.

Not a great start to the Ocado/M&S partnership.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53971834

Don't fret Percy will sort it!!!