Jim'l fix it

Its getting sicker by the day. Some worried celebs out there right now.

When my missus used to go in The Talk of the North the owner was a guy called Joe Pullen. My missus used to get in for free because one of the doormen, Derek Salt, was a big mate of her dad.

What do you reckon of them removing and smashing up his gravestone RT out of order or justified?

Angry Dad wrote:What do you reckon of them removing and smashing up his gravestone RT out of order or justified?

out of order

Angry Dad wrote:What do you reckon of them removing and smashing up his gravestone RT out of order or justified?

The gravestone cost £4,500 to make but it was his immediate family that decided to have it removed before it could be defiled by vandals.

In view of what has been printed so far I reckon it would have certainly have been targeted for abuse.

For philanthropist read rapist.

Now that the family have removed the gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it, all that is left is a small hole with no bush around it. It's just what Jimmy would have wanted.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Now that the family have removed the gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it, all that is left is a small hole with no bush around it. It's just what Jimmy would have wanted.

Ouch!

Well that's me for sorted for Halloween. I've ordered a gold tracksuit, a blonde wig , a big gold chain and a cigar. It should scare the kids shitless.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Well that's me for sorted for Halloween. I've ordered a gold tracksuit, a blonde wig , a big gold chain and a cigar. It should scare the kids shitless.

Amazon have a blue tracksuit if that'll do

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003WK3MC8/?tag=hydra0b-21&hvadid=9550948029&ref=asc_df_B003WK3MC8

Fcuk me. Only 3 left in stock!!!!! There are some really strange people out there!!

The customer reviews are classic!

LOL - Didn't notice them, for anyon who's interested here are the funny ones:

I have always wanted to emulate my hero, the late, great Jimmy Saville so I bought this costume to do so. I had little success at first but once I combined it with a large cigar and some 9ct gold jewellery from Argos everything clicked into place. The girls flocked to me, I couldn't keep them away if I tried, so I put some Gary Glitter on and partied on down with the fillies.Highly recommend if you want to recreate the off-stage antics of the legend himself!




I bought this costume hoping to emulate the success of the late legend Jimmy Saville. However, when I started asking young girls back to my dressing room (actually the Duchesses) they refused. I was under the impression that young girls looked up to Jimmy but in reality I have only been able to make them cry.

Now then, now then, howsabout an outfit to get the girls* back to your caravan? With this costume you can! Pop Gary Glitter on the hi-fi, get your cigar out and enjoy the good times. Jim'll fit it for you and you and you. Jingle jangle.
* over 16s only please, this isn't the real thing

i bought this for my young nieces birthday party but had to return it as its not suitable for children.

As a wierd, lazy, blonde Yorkshire loner, I have always wanted to run assorted fun-runs around the country as a ruse for cruising for girls, but could not be arsed to do any of the minimal physical training required. Up until now, sadly, I thought this dream would never be realised. However, with this wonderful purchase, I can now hobble the first one hundred yards, thus ensuring the local media get my photo, before I quickly nip into my gold roller and drive to the end of the race. With this magnificent outfit, I am now a firm fixture at the end of every fun run, and I find it is a great place to meet hot, sweaty young girls who are only too happy to take up my offer to drive them back home for a shower, and to freshen up, before relaxing with a toke on my favourite big fat cigar. This outfit has been such a success, I am now on the look out to fulfil my other dream, to become a god-bothering, bankrupt, record-banning, failed Tory candidate for London mayor with my jacket sleeves rolled up. Sadly, however, Amazon does not yet seem to be offering Mike Read costumes, however, I am sure my day will come.

Now Then, Now Then...
I have a letter from a young girl in Truro...

'Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to come to the dressing room of a sad middle aged man with a penchant for hebephilia'

Well, I wore this excellent product and had a hell of a good time.
Me, Gary and Freddy spent many hours fulfilling our needs and the durability of this product has proved it to be of excelleny value for money.
I took a train home, and although I used to advertise for British Rail, I quite enjoyed the ride on a Virgin.
One other use for this product is as a wedding suit for Liverpudlians.

What's the betting that Amazon pull the plug in the morning?

A Scouse wedding suit!!!!

2 left now

I bought one of them! At my time of life I could do with a bit of action!

Reebok Trotter wrote:I bought one of them! At my time of life I could do with a bit of action!

- I'm afraid it'll be the wrong sort of action

Always thought he was to good to be true... Running all them Marathons.

Don't know how he managed with his sex life.

Banksy, there are still two left if you fancy your chances. You could wear it for our home game against Bristol City and make your office the quiet room in the WSL.

I'll get us one a piece and we can both pray for a a win.

BBC have a lot to answer to for this,they should lose the TV licence.