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Bolton's Finances / Accounts for year ending 30th June 2021 and everything else since.

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boltonbonce

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
I'm afraid not, Boncey, but I do suspect that you might have inherited a 'stupid gene'. Sad

Mind you, no more stupid than the barmy baronesses and the pea-brained professor that relied on Iles of the Beeno for financial analysis and comment.  Shocked Shocked Shocked

I couldn't help noticing that the lefty professor seemed to have given up tweeting and we haven't heard from the other two esteemed ladies for a while. I wonder why that would be. You don't suppose that they might have been tipped off by bots? ..dunno..

Over 15,000 views now, so maybe a bit of progress. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I'm afraid not, Boncey, but I do suspect that you might have inherited a 'stupid gene'. Sad

Mind you, no more stupid than the barmy baronesses and the pea-brained professor that relied on Iles of the Beeno for financial analysis and comment.  Shocked Shocked Shocked

I couldn't help noticing that the lefty professor seemed to have given up tweeting and we haven't heard from the other two esteemed ladies for a while. I wonder why that would be. You don't suppose that they might have been tipped off by bots? ..dunno..

Over 15,000 views now, so maybe a bit of progress. Very Happy
The stupid gene has always been the bane of my life.
Much like the Arshole gene you appear to have inherited, it affects my daily life in many unfortunate ways, but I plough on regardless.
I've been looking at some very sexy chandeliers this morning. Wink

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
The stupid gene has always been the bane of my life.
Much like the Arshole gene you appear to have inherited, it affects my daily life in many unfortunate ways, but I plough on regardless.
I've been looking at some very sexy chandeliers this morning. Wink
How kind of you to say so, Boncey, but a little self-indulgent if you don't mind me saying so. 

Have you not thought of spending your money on useful things and get your teeth whitened like Caroline Nokes?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
How kind of you to say so, Boncey, but a little self-indulgent if you don't mind my saying so. 

Have you not thought of spending your money on useful things and get your teeth whitened like Caroline Nokes?
Not really Bob. And why do teeth have to be white?
We need more choices when it comes to colour. Perhaps multi coloured teeth might be an option.
I'll get on it. My search history can't get any weirder, so what the hell.

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
Not really Bob. And why do teeth have to be white?
We need more choices when it comes to colour. Perhaps multi coloured teeth might be an option.
I'll get on it. My search history can't get any weirder, so what the hell.
Do you mean having rainbow teeth? There's a thought! You heard it here first.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Do you mean having rainbow teeth? There's a thought! You heard it here first.
There'd be a market for it.
Scrabble style teeth with letters on! Another brilliant idea.
The dental profession needs to be dragged into the modern world.
I know a bloke who might invest. Mind you, he tried to sell his haemorrhoids on ebay. Worryingly, there were 48 bidders.

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
There'd be a market for it.
Scrabble style teeth with letters on! Another brilliant idea.
The dental profession needs to be dragged into the modern world.
I know a bloke who might invest. Mind you, he tried to sell his haemorrhoids on ebay. Worryingly, there were 48 bidders.
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You too could look like this, Boncey, and impress all your friends.

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
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You too could look like this, Boncey, and impress all your friends.
We had an inflatable bath on the pitch on Tuesday. Anything's possible. Very Happy

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
We had an inflatable bath on the pitch on Tuesday. Anything's possible. Very Happy
Where was the inflatable doll, that's what I want to know? Toughsheet is not an answer.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Where was the inflatable doll, that's what I want to know?

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
15,100. Bots love their inflatables.

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I'm afraid it will be detention for you, Boncey, and Sluffy you must write a hundred lines saying:

'I must put on my listening ears and my thinking head in class'

Now where were we before we were rudely interrupted?

Yes Walter, well done. We were talking about £7.5m. Where had it come from? Where had it gone to and why had £5m disappeared?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

You can stand outside the classroom, Boncey. I've had enough of your interruptions.

I'm sorry class. We were thinking about the £7.5m. Where had it come from, where had it gone to and how had £5m mysteriously disappeared?

Any ideas Norpig? No Sir.
What about you Findlay? No Sir
Gnatasha? No Sir

Maybe we should start at the beginning.



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Norpig

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I take it all back, Norpig. You really are stupid

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
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Better to be stupid than a arrogant prick like you Bob.

Ten Bobsworth


Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Norpig wrote:Better to be stupid than a arrogant prick like you Bob.
How kind of you to say so, Norpig.

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