Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI

That's why I stopped at 15. Why take the risk?

My old pal Dutch Decoy runs again in the 5.20 at Chelmsford. The bugger is costing me money, but I'll stay loyal. On a losing run of 16 now, but at 12/1 I'll have another go.
Dropped on class for this one so fingers crossed.

Just tried a new heart monitor app on my phone, and, according to the reading, I'm dead.

It's been nice knowing you all.

Kids don't know they're born these days.

boltonbonce wrote:

Gave me a good laugh this, Bonce. Thanks!

finlaymcdanger wrote:
Gave me a good laugh this, Bonce. Thanks!

To be fair, Fin, he's better dressed than me.

Another foreign manager for manure.

Thought I'd escape politics and see what I could find on youtube.
One channel that popped into my recommendations was called 'The Fartologist'.
Well, as may be well known, I'm not a man to shirk a challenge, so I thought I'd take a look.

I don't know about anyone else, but, jumping up and down on the bed isn't as much fun as it used to be.
I blame the modern mattress. And my knees. What's left of them.