DOG SHIT

Just pour a bottle of thick bleach over the area, it'll put off the animals who come sniffing around. If that fails, wait until you see the dog and its owner, and hit the owner with the full bottle.

Follow them take the shit with you and put it on his car door handles, it goes up under nice and easy and you cant see it till its too late.

Sounds like the voice of experience there AD

I dont believe you, no one would risk prison over dog shite.

You will be pleased to no, the doggy treats I left out last night have been removed as not eaten.
I shall wait for said dog owner later and give them a piece of my mind.
I will update later.

You don't have the balls to say or do anything.

I bet they'd batter you.

It is not a problem for me, it could be for them if i get the wrong answer.

Who is the dogs owner? Man or woman and how old?

And what will you do to them if you get the wrong answer?

Woman aged around 50-55ish.
I will kill her dog.

But harsh, but it'll solve the problem

Mr Magoo wrote:Woman aged around 50-55ish.

She'd twat you.

Magoo would shit himself, it would take him half an hour to stand up, the fat wanker.

There was a dog that used to do this right in the middle of my front lawn or maybe it wasn't a dog but one of my neighbours. Either way it wasn't nice.