The pretend thread.

Biggie wrote:Is it just me who doesn't get this game?

I'm pretending I don't get it.

I'm a 15 year old student.

I'm sorry, is that slot taken?

Yes, Kennster has that one sewn up. But we do lack a 17 year old single mother.

Magoo can pretend to do that.

I'd like to be a 28 year old gay man from now on.

Just like Scott then.

I once shared a jacuzzi with Gary Megson at a swanky hotel in Kirby Lonsdale.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I once shared a jacuzzi with Gary Megson at a swanky hotel in Kirby Lonsdale.

Is that you Nat

I like coming on here and pretending that I'm a solitary British soldier at Rorke's Drift.

You lot are all Zulu's armed with sharp bits of mango and cows udders.

I'm Colour Sergeant Frank Bourne.

Copper Dragon wrote:I like coming on here and pretending that I'm a solitary British soldier at Rorke's Drift.

You lot are all Zulu's armed with sharp bits of mango and cows udders.

I'm Colour Sergeant Frank Bourne.

Mango and Cow Udders?

Mango - A tropical fleshy sweet fruit with a stone in the middle

A Cows Udder - A female Ox's mammary gland organ which produces milk for its young.

I'm still in character. Any other gays on here?

Lets pretend, we're top of the table, playing well.
We're 20 points clear, and Real Madrid want Freedman.

We're playing better than Barca, and the whole world is talking about Bolton.

We're going to thick micks, barmy army Saturday, what score do you think it will be?

If Ipswich even turn up.

I'm going for 9-0, Cavani 2,Falcao 2,Eagles 2, and top scorer in Europe SKD, with a hat-trick.
COYWM.

scottjames30 wrote:Lets pretend, we're top of the table, playing well.
We're 20 points clear, and Real Madrid want Freedman.

We're playing better than Barca, and the whole world is talking about Bolton.

We're going to thick micks, barmy army Saturday, what score do you think it will be?

If Ipswich even turn up.

I'm going for 9-0, Cavani 2,Falcao 2,Eagles 2, and top scorer in Europe SKD, with a hat-trick.
COYWM.

That's some powerful stuff you're smoking.

I'd think he took something as well... pretending is fine but that's a step too far!

scottjames30 wrote:Lets pretend, we're top of the table, playing well.
We're 20 points clear, and Real Madrid want Freedman.

We're playing better than Barca, and the whole world is talking about Bolton.

We're going to thick micks, barmy army Saturday, what score do you think it will be?

If Ipswich even turn up.

I'm going for 9-0, Cavani 2,Falcao 2,Eagles 2, and top scorer in Europe SKD, with a hat-trick.
COYWM.

Godvoordomme, what is that stuff you are taking???

Keegan wrote:I'd think he took something as well... pretending is fine but that's a step too far!

Yep, He's stepped right of the planet !

What a weekend of football.

We won 4-0 SKD Hat-trick and one for Lonergan.

And the Scum are losing 4-0.

I think Bury are losing too.

Bury are hanging on at the moment. It's tense but it's still 0 - 0.
That might change when they kick off at 3 pm though.

Lets pretend Chorley has just been relegated, and Nat is that bird in her avi.

And we're all invited to her Bolton Wanderers box, for a free for all.