Here is, among other things, what is going to happen…
Just a few things that are expected to happen...
The Lowest rate of Income Tax will go up from 20% to 98.5%
Highest rate will fall to 0.00009999999%
Fuel will go above the £2 a litre mark (politicians and financial supporters of the Tory Regime will be provided with free fuel cards)
Your average packet of fags will be a tenner more
A bottle of fairly cheap (say £6) wine will now cost £15 (except Châteauneuf-du-Pape and Champagne)
All fish will have a levy of 20% Fish Fingers 30% (except oysters and caviar)
All 'poor' people (citizens who earn under 40k p/a) will be charged a mandatory 'poor tax' of around £100 a month - the proceeds from this will help recoup losses from the scrapping of the Mansion Tax.
Anybody who has been unemployed for over 2 weeks will have jobseekers allowance cut by 80% - This is because the chancellor believes there is 3 jobs per capita in the UK.
Due to the amount of soon to be homeless social housing residents, a cardboard box or 'outdoor living improvised shelter tax' will be introduced, this is to recoup losses from the people who have too many bedrooms but have been unable to afford to move to smaller private housing or have not been offered alternative social housing. This will be known as a 'Government induced homelessness punishment' Cardboard boxes bigger than 500CM squared, will also be subject to full Band A council tax.
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