FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing as we have a free weekend I have managed to commandeer Over Hulton Conservative Club for a winner-takes-all fight to the death this Saturday evening. The following Bolton players (past and present) have confirmed their participation:

Jamie Pollock

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Gerry Taggart

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Bruno N'Gotty

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John McGinlay
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Stig Tofting
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Kevin Davies
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Chris Eagles
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Andy Todd
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The only rule is that there are no rules. Anything goes. The winner will be the last man breathing.

The winner will receive a night out with Chris Amos at the world famous sportsbar in Amsterdam, where he will be able to chat with a varity of fictitious women and friends. Including a pretend Natalie Imbruglia.

Anyone wanting tickets for the fight should turn up at Over Hulton Conservative Club by 8pm. Strictly no trainers or chavs.

Who is your money on?

Andy Todd has asked if he can be included?

It's hard to bet against Andy and Stig, but once Eagles waves his impeccable hair and the gel gets in their eyes, it's anybody's fight from there!

the Andy Todd vs Stan Collymore scrap was the best fight ever, a proper toe to toe slug fest - better than all Audley Harrison fights put together (not hard i know) so i'm going for him.

Toss up between Gerry Taggart and Stig Tofting for me, but I'll go with old Stig because he was the only one to get arrested for brawling while playing for us.

Norpig wrote:the Andy Todd vs Stan Collymore scrap was the best fight ever, a proper toe to toe slug fest - better than all Audley Harrison fights put together (not hard i know) so i'm going for him.

It wasn't that good really. Collymore kind of pushed Todd in the face. So Todd leathered him. Bit one sided really.

I'd say Gerry Taggart was the hardest bastard. Who remembers him choke slamming the West Ham keeper and then chasing John Hartson round the pitch? I don't like seeing players sent off for stupid stuff but that was brilliant.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Toss up between Gerry Taggart and Stig Tofting for me, but I'll go with old Stig because he was the only one to get arrested for brawling while playing for us.

Do you not remember the Phil Brown, Aidan Davison and Alan Thompson incident?

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Do you not remember the Phil Brown, Aidan Davison and Alan Thompson incident?

No, please remind me.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Norpig wrote:the Andy Todd vs Stan Collymore scrap was the best fight ever, a proper toe to toe slug fest - better than all Audley Harrison fights put together (not hard i know) so i'm going for him.

It wasn't that good really. Collymore kind of pushed Todd in the face. So Todd leathered him. Bit one sided really.

I'd say Gerry Taggart was the hardest bastard. Who remembers him choke slamming the West Ham keeper and then chasing John Hartson round the pitch? I don't like seeing players sent off for stupid stuff but that was brilliant.

i remember it slightly differently, i thought Collymore landed a few first then Todd piled in - all with the ref just stood watching from a few yards away waiting to send them both off.

Lets not forget Super Johns cheekly punch on David Kelly either - no wonder Wolves hate him!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Do you not remember the Phil Brown, Aidan Davison and Alan Thompson incident?

No, please remind me.

didn't Davison get done for chucking a stool through a pub window?

They all spent a night in the cells after going on the piss. Somebody called them geordie bastards or something and they responded by kicking off and then throwing chairs through the pub window. Brown lost the captaincy because of it.

Norpig wrote:i remember it slightly differently, i thought Collymore landed a few first then Todd piled in - all with the ref just stood watching from a few yards away waiting to send them both off.

The ref did stand back and do nothing. It was Graham Poll. Like I said Collymore pushed Todd in the face, Todd landed about 3 good punches and then Gerry Taggart wrestled Collymore to the floor and Gudni pulled Todd away. Then they both got sent off. My memory is ace.

I wouldn't fancy a punch off any of them. Except Chris Eagles of course! I reckon my Nan could beat him in a fight.

Taggart gets my vote, nails. Todd is a close 2nd, and would definitely win the "Shortest Fuse" Award.

Stig is legit.

Dinae Moe Humm wrote:Stig is legit.

Hang on, my picture has changed from David Ngog to Mario Jardel? Can I not just have it stay as Ngog forever?

Dinae Moe Humm wrote:

Hang on, my picture has changed from David Ngog to Mario Jardel? Can I not just have it stay as Ngog forever?

No you can't you fat bastard!

Sumoooooooooooooo.

Stig gets my vote.

I think Chic Charnley, who played a few ganes for us on loan in the early 90's deserves a mention - sent off 17 times and took on a man who had a samurai sword with a traffic cone!


“There were two boys in the park who were giving me and the players a bit of stick.

“They came out with ‘you’re f****** useless Charnley’ so I basically told them to come back in an hour after training and we would have a wee discussion.

“I didn’t think I’d see them again but then the two characters came up the hill and said they were ready for their discussion.

“When I turned round one of them had a Samurai sword and the other one had a dagger. They also had a dog with them.

“But myself, Gordon Rae and Gerry Collins confronted them — and the dog was the first one to scarper.

“As I raced towards the moron with the sword, I picked up a traffic cone while Gerry and Gordon made a beeline for the guy with the knife.

“The bloke with the sword saw what was happening to his pal and started running away after the dog. I chased after him with the traffic cone but he stopped abruptly and swung the sabre at me.

“I instinctively put my hand out and felt the blade slash through my palm.

“I was raging and dropped the cone. I whacked him with a right hander and he went down in a heap.

“Funnily enough, we never saw those guys at training ever again.”

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