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The Apprentice 2013 Thread

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Reebok Trotter
doffcocker
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1The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 18:23

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The greatest show on Earth returns on Tuesday at 9pm.

Yes, The Apprentice is back. This is the best programme ever made. Fantastic entertainment. Fantastic characters and clueless businessmen and women. What more could you ask for?

As usual the 16 candidates are a smug bunch but, as we all know, they will be cut down to size pretty quickly. Here they are:

Sophie Lau, 22
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Neil Clough, 32
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Luisa Zissman, 25
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Jason Leech, 29
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Leah Totton, 24
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Kurt Wilson, 26
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Francesca MacDuff-Varley, 32
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Myles Mordaunt, 39
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Uzma Yakoob, 32
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Zeeshaan Shah, 27
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Natalie Panayi, 30
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Tim Stillwell, 23
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Rebecca Slater, 35
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Alex Mills, 22
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Jaz Ampaw-Farr, 41
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Jordan Poulton, 26
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Looking at those photos I already hate Alex Mills.

2The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 18:28

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I want Alex Mills to win.

3The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 18:55

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

All the women are hot, apart from the old cow near the end.

4The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 18:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Uzma Yakoob looks like Orville.

5The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 18:57

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Uzma Yakoob looks like Orville.

Forgive me, I hadn't zoomed in. She's a dog too

6The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:32

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'd like to give Sophie Lau a bit of my business acumen if you know what i mean.

weyyyyy.

7The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:35

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'd like to give Sophie Lau a bit of my business acumen if you know what i mean.

weyyyyy.

I knew she'd be your type.

8The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:39

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yeah, asian.

The irony is that Uzma Yakoob owns a make up business, no I'm not joking.

9The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If you can be bothered go to the BBC website and watch their auditions - the women look nothing like their press photos in real life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0071b63/clips

10The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:46

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You're right actually Sophie Lau is actually not particularly hot, still would though.

Leah Totton looks common as muck, sounds it too.

11The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:47

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Leah's the fittest imo.

12The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 19:48

Keegan

Keegan
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I'd be interested in knowing how Sophie Lau's father is.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

13The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:05

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Usma's a ladyboy.

14The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:07

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:Usma's a ladyboy.

You watch one documentary and you think you're an expert.

15The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:16

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I hope it's an improvement on last series - i.e. that the candidates are more interesting and the biggest wanker of them all doesn't win.

16The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:18

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

doffcocker wrote:I hope it's an improvement on last series - i.e. that the candidates are more interesting and the biggest wanker of them all doesn't win.

Sugar has admitted that the last series was poor and the candidates too nice. Hopefully they'll be lots of fighting this time around.

17The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:23

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat are you annoyed that I've turned this into a "hot or not" thread?

18The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:24

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:Nat are you annoyed that I've turned this into a "hot or not" thread?

I knew as soon as I posted photos of women in short skirts that you'd be on to it in a flash.

Pervert.

19The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:30

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've seen shorter.

20The Apprentice 2013 Thread Empty Re: The Apprentice 2013 Thread Tue Apr 30 2013, 20:34

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm looking forward to it. I love seeing the posing, pretentious preening ponces get their comeuppance from Lord Foulbreath.

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