The Apprentice Thread 2014

At last, the greatest show on earth starts tonight at 9pm on BBC1.

This time the show is even bigger with 20 deluded business men and women all thinking they are the next Natasha Whittam.




Can't wait to settle down with a warm Ribena and a Twirl and watch the fun.

The most ridiculous audition tape ever?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1fKf6sPhbt4nnpkj3DXMD8/steven-ugoalah

Needs a major overhaul now. This format where Sugar just invests in a business at the end makes the entire process redundant, whoever impresses throughout it doesn't matter it's the best idea that wins. Most obvious case being the inventor that won despite being on the losing side every week he competed, or last year when Neil was the clear standout candidate but Leah won because Sugar knows he can make more money out of plastic surgery.

It's not what it used to be, either get rid of Sugar or make him actually employ the winner so it has a point it's a farce at the moment.

bwfc1874 wrote:Needs a major overhaul now. This format where Sugar just invests in a business at the end makes the entire process redundant, whoever impresses throughout it doesn't matter it's the best idea that wins. Most obvious case being the inventor that won despite being on the losing side every week he competed, or last year when Neil was the clear standout candidate but Leah won because Sugar knows he can make more money out of plastic surgery.

It's not what it used to be, either get rid of Sugar or make him actually employ the winner so it has a point it's a farce at the moment.

Agree with all that, but I'll still be watching it.

bwfc1874 wrote:Needs a major overhaul now. This format where Sugar just invests in a business at the end makes the entire process redundant, whoever impresses throughout it doesn't matter it's the best idea that wins. Most obvious case being the inventor that won despite being on the losing side every week he competed, or last year when Neil was the clear standout candidate but Leah won because Sugar knows he can make more money out of plastic surgery.

It's not what it used to be, either get rid of Sugar or make him actually employ the winner so it has a point it's a farce at the moment.

Very true. The earlier rounds are much more entertaining, but when it gets towards the final it becomes about the best idea, which isn't the point at all. Or at least it shouldn't be.

I'd ditch Sugar and bring in Claude Littner.

They actually put this shit on when they repeat past Great British Baker Offs!!!!!!

What do you know about business SK? No wonder you don't like it.

I'll be watching!

Natasha Whittam wrote:What do you know about business SK? No wonder you don't like it.

I have my own!
I can understand why you like it, it's full of attention seeking twats!!
Are you that cunt Katie Hopkins?

Soul Kitchen wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:What do you know about business SK? No wonder you don't like it.

I have my own!
I can understand why you like it, it's full of attention seeking twats!!
Are you that cunt Katie Hopkins?

Soul Kitchen wrote:
I have my own!
I can understand why you like it, it's full of attention seeking twats!!
Are you that cunt Katie Hopkins?

Picking up roadkill isn't a business.

Going off what's on offer at KFC,it is.

Football is on tonight?

The Apprentice is just X-Factor for snobs and people who think they'd be good it themselves.

The same sort of people who leave the M&S tea-bags box lying around for you to see when you nip round for a brew.

Ten grand millionaires, I think the technical term is......

scottjames30 wrote:Football is on tonight?

No, it's Scotland.

Or as they should now be called, after that unpleasant referendum business, "England C"......

I've yet to see a man on The Apprentice that I wouldn't happily knock out.

Breadman wrote:The Apprentice is just X-Factor for snobs and people who think they'd be good it themselves.

The same sort of people who leave the M&S tea-bags box lying around for you to see when you nip round for a brew.

Ten grand millionaires, I think the technical term is......

I think you meant to say it's too clever for you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Soul Kitchen wrote:
I have my own!
I can understand why you like it, it's full of attention seeking twats!!
Are you that cunt Katie Hopkins?

Picking up roadkill isn't a business.

I agree, that's why I have a proper business.

Breadman wrote:The Apprentice is just X-Factor for snobs and people who think they'd be good it themselves.

The same sort of people who leave the M&S tea-bags box lying around for you to see when you nip round for a brew.

Ten grand millionaires, I think the technical term is......

Got that wrong Bread for once. I believe the saying is ten bob millionaires, but your sentiments are spot on!

Nat aspires to be on Apprentice but it would involve leaving her bedroom.