Who Taught You The Birds & The Bees?

According to a report issued today more than a third of schools in England are failing to provide pupils with age-appropriate sex-and-relationships education.

What was sex education at school like in your day? I can't actually remember getting any sex education from the teachers, I basically found out about most things by myself with a little help from my mother.

Who gave you the big "birds and the bees" talk?

We were shown a dvd on safe sex in school called "Johnny the condom" but that's about it.

We got sex education in middle school.

we had 3 lessons overall, one was watching a video of a child birth. Which probably put a fair few of trying.

then in high school we had that lesson where a teacher puts a condom on a banana.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We got sex education in middle school.

we had 3 lessons overall, one was watching a video of a child birth. Which probably put a fair few of trying.

then in high school we had that lesson where a teacher puts a condom on a banana.

Has it helped you?

It helped me - I put my condoms on a banana then have sex. I just assumed I have six kids by accident.

Keegan wrote:It helped me - I put my condoms on a banana then have sex. I just assumed I have six kids by accident.

This is a serious thread you bellend.

Are you suggesting I shouldn't have put the condoms on the banana as I was taught?
Let me find my copy of that video and get back to you.

Condoms never fit me, I wish they would make a bigger size.

Michael Bolton wrote:Condoms never fit me, I wish they would make a bigger size.

That's because they don't go on your head.

Who taught you the birds and the bees Michael, your carer?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:Condoms never fit me, I wish they would make a bigger size.

That's because they don't go on your head.

Who taught you the birds and the bees Michael, your carer?

I think it was Debbie Does Dallas.

Michael Bolton wrote:

I think it was Debbie Does Dallas.

That's the first true thing you've ever written on here.

Maybe one day you'll get to use the skills Debbie taught you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

I think it was Debbie Does Dallas.

That's the first true thing you've ever written on here.

Maybe one day you'll get to use the skills Debbie taught you.

Nat, please don't make me get Soul Kitchen to come and destroy you again. For the last time I am not a virgin. You absolute bellend.

Natasha Whittam wrote:According to a report issued today more than a third of schools in England are failing to provide pupils with age-appropriate sex-and-relationships education.

What was sex education at school like in your day? I can't actually remember getting any sex education from the teachers, I basically found out about most things by myself with a little help from my mother.

Who gave you the big "birds and the bees" talk?

You don't remember the teachers giving you sex education? the one who popped your cherry must have been a shit shag then.

Michael Bolton wrote:I think it was Debbie Does Dallas.

Top film.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We got sex education in middle school.

we had 3 lessons overall, one was watching a video of a child birth. Which probably put a fair few of trying.

then in high school we had that lesson where a teacher puts a condom on a banana.

Has it helped you?

Yes, the one time i had sex was terrific, or so she said!!!!!

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Yes, the one time i had sex was terrific, or so she said!!!!!

Please don't brag. You are now a hero to the 90% of this site that are virgins.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Yes, the one time i had sex was terrific, or so she said!!!!!

Please don't brag. You are now a hero to the 90% of this site that are virgins.

I hope you aren't including me in that.

Etta, who lived next door to us- when I was about 11. She taught most lads within a 5 mile radius!!

My schoolmates mum in her outside toilet in the back yard in whit lane Salford, she just said ummmmmmm gulp,I got it pretty quick.

Mrs Fist