Can You Poo In Front Of Other People?

On my way home tonight I popped in to see my friend who has just had a new en-suite bathroom put in.

Instead of a door separating the bedroom from the en-suite they've had a large archway created, with no door.

When I pointed out you could see someone sat on the bog from the bed, she just shrugged and said "we've been married 6 years, we have no secrets". They openly poo in front of each other.

Is this typical of married couples? Can you poo in front of people?

Yep - although at first it was strange....

Thats weird, and it would stink..

bwfc71 wrote:Yep - although at first it was strange....

You bloody freak. How can you watch your girlfriend take a dump and then have sex with her?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Yep - although at first it was strange....

You bloody freak. How can you watch your girlfriend take a dump and then have sex with her?

Don't girls poo flowers?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:Yep - although at first it was strange....

You bloody freak. How can you watch your girlfriend take a dump and then have sex with her?

That's what turns me on.

scottjames30 wrote:

That's what turns me on.

Why am I not surprised

No, I can't piss infront of people either. In addition to that I can't piss if someone can hear my piss hitting the water in the bog.

Leeds_Trotter wrote:No, I can't piss infront of people either. In addition to that I can't piss if someone can hear my piss hitting the water in the bog.

This is a thread about pooing. Start your own urine thread if you must talk about wee-wee.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Leeds_Trotter wrote:No, I can't piss infront of people either. In addition to that I can't piss if someone can hear my piss hitting the water in the bog.

This is a thread about pooing. Start your own urine thread if you must talk about wee-wee.

Piss off.

Good LORD.

/Principal Skinner voice.

I'm guessing the answer is 'no' for you Hipster, you strike me as the type who insists on lights off during sex.

Having a dump is quite a personal chore. Most people wouldn't feel comfortable being watched while they have a bowel movement. It's just not something that people are comfortable with.

I was once at a party in Stockport and was talking to a woman who I had met a couple of times previously. She said she needed the loo and asked me to accompany her to the bathroom so we could continue our conversation. Once inside she proceeded to have a wee while I stood by the sink separated by the shower curtain. She wasn't trying to shock me, it was simply that she was quite comfortable with her own body and wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

I was once at a party in Stockport and was talking to a woman who I had met a couple of times previously. She said she needed the loo and asked me to accompany her to the bathroom so we could continue our conversation. Once inside she proceeded to have a wee while I stood by the sink separated by the shower curtain. She wasn't trying to shock me, it was simply that she was quite comfortable with her own body and wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.

She sounds lovely

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm guessing the answer is 'no' for you Hipster, you strike me as the type who insists on lights off during sex.

You'd be surprised Nat.

I'm more of a Patrick Bateman in the bedroom.

Lofty_Love wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

I was once at a party in Stockport and was talking to a woman who I had met a couple of times previously. She said she needed the loo and asked me to accompany her to the bathroom so we could continue our conversation. Once inside she proceeded to have a wee while I stood by the sink separated by the shower curtain. She wasn't trying to shock me, it was simply that she was quite comfortable with her own body and wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.

She sounds lovely

She is. Believe it or not but I married her!

It's not so much the having the crap bit which is the problem- it's the wiping your arse after bit that would bother me the most.

rammywhite wrote:It's not so much the having the crap bit which is the problem- it's the wiping your arse after bit that would bother me the most.

We can knock the French all we want but the bidet was a marvellous invention.

rammywhite wrote:It's not so much the having the crap bit which is the problem- it's the wiping your arse after bit that would bother me the most.

The question is, are you a scruncher or a folder?

Everyone knows the first two minutes of a deuce is the most vital - it sets the tone for what is to follow. I prefer to have this time alone.