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Your own shit smells like.. Shit. Why would you want to smell anyone else's.
Your own shit smells like.. Shit. Why would you want to smell anyone else's.
Can You Poo In Front Of Other People?
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Angry Dad
doffcocker
Michael Bolton
Boggersbelief
Keegan
rammywhite
Reebok Trotter
Hipster_Nebula
Leeds_Trotter
scottjames30
Lofty_Love
bwfc71
Natasha Whittam
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22 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Thu May 02 2013, 23:22
Michael Bolton
El Hadji Diouf
Do you know what I hate, when I am having a shit at work and there is no one in the toilets and just as I am about to drop one someone walks into the toilets and I feel I have to stop because I don't want them to hear the splash or if I let one rip as I am producing the goods. So I hold it in until they have gone, but then some other sod comes in and I am holding it in longer.
I just like to have a shit in peace.
I just like to have a shit in peace.
23 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Thu May 02 2013, 23:40
doffcocker
Ivan Campo
I once went for a drink at the Finishers Arms after a meal at Nandos. I'd gone a bit mad on the peri peri sauce which gave me intolerable bowel trouble. I went to the toilet for a try...pushed really hard...sadly it wasn't a poo but a fart that I think woke up Heaton.
The blokes at the urinals were very congratulatory but I was too embarrassed to say anything. Instead, I gave it ten minutes, flushed the chain, and gingerly left the toilet.
The blokes at the urinals were very congratulatory but I was too embarrassed to say anything. Instead, I gave it ten minutes, flushed the chain, and gingerly left the toilet.
24 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Thu May 02 2013, 23:40
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Michael Bolton wrote:Do you know what I hate, when I am having a shit at work and there is no one in the toilets and just as I am about to drop one someone walks into the toilets and I feel I have to stop because I don't want them to hear the splash or if I let one rip as I am producing the goods. So I hold it in until they have gone, but then some other sod comes in and I am holding it in longer.
I just like to have a shit in peace.
25 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 02:51
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
No, no a shit is too personal and it stinks and I don't want to see a woman's poo face either!! Many years ago I went to a party in Tabley just a few neighbours and to my horror someone lay on the floor under a glass table a bloke and a woman squatted over the table and proceeded to shit on the table and he watched the whole thing and the dirty fuckers were queuing up to shit or watch.
26 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 03:19
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Just to piss off Natasha and go slightly off topic ,have you tried getting the wife or girlfriend to piss on you in the bath ? Or put your hand under her vagina while she takes a pee in your hand ,done both and can recommend either . A couple we knew in tabley the husband used to stick a funnel in his wife's arse and fill er up with pee, then she'd stand up and fart it all out what a riot.
27 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 07:38
Leeds_Trotter
El Hadji Diouf
some sick twats around.Angry Dad wrote:Just to piss off Natasha and go slightly off topic ,have you tried getting the wife or girlfriend to piss on you in the bath ? Or put your hand under her vagina while she takes a pee in your hand ,done both and can recommend either . A couple we knew in tabley the husband used to stick a funnel in his wife's arse and fill er up with pee, then she'd stand up and fart it all out what a riot.
28 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 07:51
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:Just to piss off Natasha and go slightly off topic ,have you tried getting the wife or girlfriend to piss on you in the bath ? Or put your hand under her vagina while she takes a pee in your hand ,done both and can recommend either . A couple we knew in tabley the husband used to stick a funnel in his wife's arse and fill er up with pee, then she'd stand up and fart it all out what a riot.
I'll give your next dinner party a miss if you don't mind.
29 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 07:54
Michael Bolton
El Hadji Diouf
Angry Dad wrote:Just to piss off Natasha and go slightly off topic ,have you tried getting the wife or girlfriend to piss on you in the bath ? Or put your hand under her vagina while she takes a pee in your hand ,done both and can recommend either . A couple we knew in tabley the husband used to stick a funnel in his wife's arse and fill er up with pee, then she'd stand up and fart it all out what a riot.
30 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 08:59
mark leach
Andy Walker
[quote="Angry Dad"]No, no a shit is too personal and it stinks and I don't want to see a woman's poo face either!! Many years ago I went to a party in Tabley just a few neighbours and to my horror someone lay on the floor under a glass table a bloke and a woman squatted over the table and proceeded to shit on the table and he watched the whole thin and the dirty fuckers were queuing up to t or watch.[/quot
Please remove my name from your party invitation list.
Please remove my name from your party invitation list.
31 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 09:39
WhiteBic
Tony Kelly
The WKD advert made me chuckle when the mrs is have a nice relaxing candle lit bath. Suddenly a big bloke flicks the light on, runs in with his newspaper to have a dump. I think he says something like "sorry love, gotta go". 
32 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 10:01
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
Shit thread.
33 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 11:04
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Yet another natural bodily function that some people are uptight about. My missus/ex-missus/ex girlfriends/ex lovers never seem to have a problem pooing in front of each other or sharing a bathroom - not that we ever went out of our way to do it - after all we were already very intimate with each other's bodies so doing something as natural as that shouldn't present any problems.
I guess it comes down to how self-conscious people are - or whether or not people have personal hygiene issues or unpleasant bowel problems in which case they should review their diet or seek medical attention.
I guess it comes down to how self-conscious people are - or whether or not people have personal hygiene issues or unpleasant bowel problems in which case they should review their diet or seek medical attention.
34 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 11:07
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
I'm sure theres a fetish forum for these kind of stories.
35 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 12:42
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Anyone ever seen a two seater outside loo, has a long wooden seat with two holes in it.
36 Re: Can You Poo In Front Of Other People? Fri May 03 2013, 19:43
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Angry Dad wrote:Anyone ever seen a two seater outside loo, has a long wooden seat with two holes in it.
yep in Ephesus - although they were a bit old!!!
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