Body mass index is a load of crap

No MB you're a fat windbag that i would paralyse and have screaming for mercy in 2 seconds if i was in a good mood, if not i would break some stuff in unusual places,but you're not a hard man or a trained man MB and i quite like you so we are going to be forum pals.

Slimmed down to get inside it and feel much better for doing so.
MB have you got big moobs?

Soul Kitchen - no, not at all. In fact I posted a picture of myself on ratemybody.com and have been scoring 7.5/10 after 178 votes.

Michael Bolton wrote:Soul Kitchen - no, not at all. In fact I posted a picture of myself on ratemybody.com and have been scoring 7.5/10 after 178 votes.

Send us the link, perhaps we can get that score higher.

You want to see my body?

Michael Bolton wrote:You want to see my body?

Of course.

I would be too embarrassed showing here where you all know me so well. I just couldn't do it.

Michael Bolton wrote:I would be too embarrassed showing here where you all know me so well. I just couldn't do it.

No one will laugh. Promise.

MB
So lets get this reet!?! You post your body on a glam site, get a reasonable score but you are too scared to post a pic for your bezzy mates?
You disappoint me!!!

I think it's a site for "larger than life" people.

I think I saw him lurking outside Jacomo.

Nat, you keep this up and you will get the Nigella treatment.

Michael Bolton wrote:Nat, you keep this up and you will get the Nigella treatment.

Aw, are you baking me a cake?

Haha that's a good comeback.

No he wants to finger a fudge.

Mr Magoo wrote:No he wants to finger a fudge.

how old are you?

Another thing about BMI...
Last night I went to the gym (guilt-driven after a heavy weekend as usual) and had a 3 hour workout which was pretty intense. I got back at 9 and couldn't be arsed to eat anything - just wasn't hungry. Checked my BMI this morning and it had dropped 4 points overnight.

Oh my god I just been to greggs for my lunch, I was in heaven - 3 chicken and mushroom pies, a prawn mayo baguette, a chicken tikka slice, 2 ginger bread men and 2 chocolate eclairs. God I am so stuffed I can hardly move.

wanderlust wrote:
Last night I went to the gym (guilt-driven after a heavy weekend as usual) and had a 3 hour workout which was pretty intense.

3 hours? Foolish. The optimum gym session is 45-60 mins.

You'll be dead inside a year if you keep that up.

Is there anything more annoying than people posting (boasting) about their gym "sesh" on facebook?

"just got a good lift in, now home and tea"

"20 mins on tread, focussed on the back today good times"

"decent workout, feeling the effects now!"

"need a good tea after that sesh!"

"nothing like a good gym sesh after work"

/tossers