Home security?

Culcheth_White · 1 Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 21:19

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Okay, I have a professionally installed burglar alarm and security lights and a very observant and yappy small dog. (not very good for burglars).

I have a golf club under my bed and I wouldn't hesitate in caving in an intruders head in, If they dared to trespass on my property.

What do you keep in your house, as home protection and what would you do, If you got broken in to, If you were in the house?

scottjames30 · 2 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 21:23

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Just my name will keep people away.

mark leach · 3 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 21:48

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Do you have leprosy?

Tigermin · 4 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 21:54

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Tony Kelly

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I have me ta,thats plenty !

ROGUEMANNY · 5 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 22:00

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I have stair gates at the bottom of my stairs.

They stop anyone --- apart from the baby that climbs through the bannister

Michael Bolton · 6 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 22:10

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Culceth, are you a bit worried by the thought of burglars? I personally never think about it. Luckily for me I know that I am a bit tasty in a fight.
I always remember my best mate showing me the assortment of weapons his dad had by his bed in case of burglars. He had a truncheon, a 5 iron, a cricket bat, air pistol and a hammer.

Hipster_Nebula · 7 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 22:20

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Enough said.

Reebok Trotter · 8 Re: Home security? Fri Jul 12 2013, 22:41

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Enough said.

WTF? Stalker had a place out in the sticks in the Parish of Warburton and being a big wig in the cops he had a Home Office alarm system linked to the local nick.

I have a Stiletto under my pillow but I will never need to use it because my dogs wake up and bark at the slightest sound. If you do catch a burglar in your house and decide to take him out, make sure you set the scene before you notify the law. That old bullshit about a mans home being his castle doesn't really apply today. If you have eviscerated the scanky toerag make sure you leave a cleanly wiped blade in his hooded claw.

https://youtu.be/HbeXL6AXmi0

scottjames30 · 9 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 07:06

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If someone breaks in to my house , or any of your houses would you honestly care about the law?

Angry Dad · 10 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 08:34

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RT has it right you need to know what you are doing, that said if you do it right you can have some fun. Anyone breaking into my house would be professionals and that would mean I'd have to be on the ball which would be bad news for them ,seriously bad news ,apart from the weapons they would bring with them that would blow up in their faces there are five lads here that all know some form of martial arts, breaking into my place would be a big fuckin mistake.

scottjames30 · 11 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 08:42

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Angry Dad wrote:RT has it right you need to know what you are doing, that said if you do it right you can have some fun. Anyone breaking into my house would be professionals and that would mean I'd have to be on the ball which would be bad news for them ,seriously bad news ,apart from the weapons they would bring with them that would blow up in their faces there are five lads here that all know some form of martial arts, breaking into my place would be a big fuckin mistake.

Unless they have a Heckler & Koch HK MP5 each Very Happy

gloswhite · 12 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 11:46

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I often think about what I would do if I found someone in the house, and it usually involves having a go, etc. However, there are a couple of things that one should consider when confronting a burglar. The first is that they have come prepared for trouble, and secondly, they are probably pumped up to some degree on adrenalin, which would give them the edge on you, as you are probably half asleep. Those differences, no matter how you think of them in the bright light of day, could influence any outcome. Having said that, I would probably still have a go, unless he was built like a brick shithouse, and then I know I would probably be aggravating the situation rather than fixing it, and the only loser would be me or the missus, (or both).

Angry Dad · 13 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 11:54

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scottjames30 wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:RT has it right you need to know what you are doing, that said if you do it right you can have some fun. Anyone breaking into my house would be professionals and that would mean I'd have to be on the ball which would be bad news for them ,seriously bad news ,apart from the weapons they would bring with them that would blow up in their faces there are five lads here that all know some form of martial arts, breaking into my place would be a big fuckin mistake.

Unless they have a Heckler & Koch HK MP5 each

Angry Dad · 14 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 11:57

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scottjames30 wrote:Just my name will keep people away.

scottjames30 · 15 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 13:41

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Angry Dad wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Just my name will keep people away.

have you never heard of scott james Angry ?

I thought I was famous .

Angry Dad · 16 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 14:52

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scottjames30 wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Just my name will keep people away.

have you never heard of scott james Angry ?

I thought I was famous .

I was imagining a couple of thugs starting to break into your crib and some bloke walks past with his dog and says ay scott james lives there!! and thug 1 says to thug 2 fuckin hell lets fuck off sharp like i'm avin none of im like, in a geordie accent. Very Happy

scottjames30 · 17 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 14:59

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Angry Dad wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Just my name will keep people away.

have you never heard of scott james Angry ?

I thought I was famous .

I was imagining a couple of thugs starting to break into your crib and some bloke walks past with his dog and says ay scott james lives there!! and thug 1 says to thug 2 fuckin hell lets fuck off sharp like i'm avin none of im like, in a geordie accent.

I've a sign up outside my house with Don scott james in brass , nobody even looks in my house Angry.

ROGUEMANNY · 18 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 17:54

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I would like to think that if I was stood at the top of the stairs no one on their own could get past me

The higher ground is a huge advantage and anyone coming up gets the kick to the face and if that doesn't work I will throw the cat at them

xmiles · 19 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 20:15

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Apparently police advice is to not block their exit (no joke intended). When confronted most burglars want to leave the scene as quickly as possible.

Reebok Trotter · 20 Re: Home security? Sat Jul 13 2013, 22:55

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Tony Martin had the right idea. After umpteen burglaries and with no help from the police, he booby trapped the ground floor of his crib and removed part of his staircase. He took both burglars out by shooting the pair of them up the arse with his shotgun as they were fleeing. One died and one escaped with his arse in tatters.

His ' self defence ' claim was one of the biggest piles of shite in legal history but at least it sent out a message to the low lifes.

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