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Whose back doors would you most like to smash in 3 choices.

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Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Angry Dad wrote:Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

When you say back doors are you referring to botties? Shocked 

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:Kelly Brook
Melinda  Messenger
Carol Vorderman

When you say back doors are you referring to botties? Shocked 
yup fraid so👅

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton
Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I wouldn't want to do that to her, she,s special.

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
Would someone translate the thread title for me? I assume we aren't breaking into someone's home...

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BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out. Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Ha ha, Satan's alley, that's a new one for me.

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Front bottoms only for me, the back door is always locked and double bolted.

Keegan

Keegan
Moderator
Moderator
I was hoping that wasn't the translation... Crying or Very sad 

Entering through the back door is bad enough, why would you smash them?

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doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
That girl from Coronation Street who's originally from Bury but now lives in Bowton and goes out with that ginger lad in the show.

That knob head who again is originally from Bury but grew up in Bolton and was on Corrie and went in the jungle and goes out with Scott Sinclair.

And Cheryl Cole obviously.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out.  Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.
Never done it to be honest,but if those three asked me for it I'd give it a go,a mate told me he'd tried it and said it wasn't to his taste,I said you're supposed to use your dick not your tongue. He said it hurt bad and it got stuck in there as she clenched up or something. Not something I'd push for though.

JonnyRandom

JonnyRandom
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Mila Kuniz
Rihanna
hayden panettiere

easy

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Ha ha, Satan's alley, that's a new one for me.

 I bet it isn't. Very Happy

Triumph


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Title translation - Who would you most like to have anal sex with?
You have 3 choices.

Count me out.  Satan's Alley is not for the faint hearted.
Agree, you need to be a pervert to even consider it.;

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Kelly Brook
Holly Willoughby
Rachel Riley

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Angry Dad wrote:
@Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton
Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

Saw her in panto in southport, what a woman!

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Front doors - Ana Ivanovic, Susannah Reid and Emma Spencer

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Soul Kitchen wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:
@Soul Kitchen wrote:Suranne Jones
Michelle Keegan
Victoria Pendleton
Dont say  suranne iv'e got a big crush on her, she turns me to jelly, what a lovely woman, i have never been lost for words until i saw her in Brighton in a play called beautiful thing a few weeks ago, the wife is not amused at my obsession over her and no kidding she had a short skirt and black panties on show cant get that picture out of my head. She was playing a chavvy mum in the play but she is so fucking horny and a great actress. I think i'd leave home for her if she'd have me.

Saw her in panto in southport, what a woman!
Have you seen her as Idris in Dr who ? if you haven't you should she is so sexy and stunning.

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Michael Bolton wrote:Front doors - Ana Ivanovic, Susannah Reid and Emma Spencer

 Susannah Reid- Nice one

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Best legs on TV, i could suck on them for hours.

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Suck on her legs?

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Michael Bolton wrote:Front doors - Ana Ivanovic, Susannah Reid and Emma Spencer

That's more like it.

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Some ladies like it up the chocolate tunnel but it's not my favourite pastime. I just don't like poo on my knob. Plus there's a whole load of faffing about trying to get it in in the first place. If I was completely selfish I'd say it's not worth the effort.

As an aside, I never thought I'd ever see a thread on a football forum entitled "who would you like to f*** in the arse?" That said I also never thought I'd see £9 million bid for Rhodes either!

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Anal sex is for homosexuals, if you do anal sex you are...

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
I bet Susanna Reid wouldn't let anyone near her chocolate tea towel holder anyway.

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I don't know copper, I reckon she would absolutely love sex and you could take every which way but loose. She is such a classy lady, great personality, intelligent, beautiful and a gorgeous body. To think some lucky devil gets to see her naked and shag her senseless each night. Swine.

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Calm down michael

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